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cat knit yo' shit

When a cat claws your leg whilst purring (also known as kneading). You know that cat wants a fuckin.
jasper s horny. that cat knit yo' shit... man he wants it bad. awww yeah.
by HornyCat September 6, 2010
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Knitting Patterns

Free Kniting Patterns, Cardigan Patters, Sweater Patterns, Afghan Patterns.
Website about knitting models. Free knitting patterns and knitting tutorial.
by imknitting May 8, 2018
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knit-worthy

A person who is knit-worthy appreciates the time and effort put into a knit piece and cherishes the gift they have been given.

Someone not knit-worthy criticizes everything about the project and makes outrageous requests for their "gift" but doesn't want to pay for a special request item.
My Grandma is so knit-worthy, she loves everything I make her.
by Crabbyknitter February 8, 2025
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Ticket Knitting

verb. -restaurant slang

The act of taking orders from multiple tables and ringing them in simultaneously; a 'strategy' used by wait staff that unfairly polarizes the production and distribution of food for one server's benefit.
"Our servers should NOT be ticket knitting. It bombards our kitchen staff, disrupts ticket times, and positions one server's orders ahead of everyone else's.
by SauceComet August 20, 2022
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<<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>Laxwell Is A Nick Toward Imaweli{Stink xXx Knits}<<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>
<<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>Laxwell Is A Nick Toward Imaweli{Stink xXx Knits}<<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>
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slit knit

Slit knit is a tampon, pad, or other menstrual fluid absorption apparatus, usually used as a pejorative and presumably in reference to post menstruation, implying a soaked, drenched, or dripping nature.
"I cant get comfortable today, this slit knit is really working to the side"

"ugh, I need rubber gloves to remove my slit knit, too much flow"
by Dr. Smick Smack November 19, 2013
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Keep Knit

A designated "look out" for the fuzz when something nefarious is going down.
Keep Knit while I raid that betches stash! I don't want any surprises this time!
by Marla_Singer March 27, 2023
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