Higher then a kite

Phrase meaning your high as a motherfucker. The stage after being high as a kite. Just really fucked up.

Yo, im higher then a kite.

by sToNeD January 12, 2005

Kite Runner

(v) To dominate something completely and utterly in a disturbing manner. Although it can refer to the physical process of ass raping, it is used more commonly with the kind of connotation such as pwn.
Derivived from the novel Kite Runner, by Kahled Hosseini, in the part where the protagonist of the novel, Amir, watches his best friend get raped from the behind by the angagonist, Assef. This term is synonymous with pwn, own, ass rape, rape, dominate, fuck, screw, damn, destroy, defile, bang, forcibly violate, domineer, et cetera.

Guys, Let's Kite Runner this test!!
Oh man! he just got Kite Runnered!
I'm so Kite Runnered!!I completely forgot our project was due today!

by Y3110VV September 09, 2005

kite tailing

When a girl's tampon string hangs out of her underwear/bathing suit etc.

Did you see Sharon at the pool yesterday? She was kite tailing hardcore.

by Fraboli May 25, 2017

floppy kite

When the penis is about to erect (lift off) and it flops due to displeasure or distraction.

Jack gets a floppy kite when he comes across Jenny cause she took off her top

by Louistheroux February 01, 2017

Burst Kite

Burst Kite pronounced Bus Kite, is another name for a promiscuous woman.

When a Kite is Burst it cannot follow a direction and as a result it flies anywhere and everywhere.

That girl is a burst kite, we ran a train on her last week!

Look at that Burst kite nah, me and my partner tired hit that!

by Simplee October 06, 2009

kite sight

called kite sight cause when you are high as a fucking kite and everybody seems more attractive.

similar to beer goggles..

High Person:DUDE IAM SO HIGH AND THAT CHICK IS SO HOT
Sober Person: Nahh mate, you've got kite sight. She is a grenade mate.

by tessamce February 07, 2011

Snow Kiting

A sport which involves flying up a mountain strapped to a giant fucking parachute and allowing the laws of physics to have sex with your face.

Guy 1: You want to go snow kiting?
Guy 2: Na man i'd rather shave with a grater.

by falconduvent December 08, 2009