kirked

to be sniped, typically in the head or throat, with a bullet or other fast-moving object.

Damn, he got kirked!

kirked by charliekirkazoid July 15, 2026

Kirked in the Pants 

Being well endowed in the male nether-regions. Length particularly impressive.

Person One: " I went running with John yesterday, Jesus, I can still here the sound his "equipment" slapping his lower thigh"

Person Two: " Yea, he is really Kirked in the Pants!"

Kirked in the Pants by Pissy Calorie June 16, 2011

kirked out 

to flip out, to lose your cool, to lose control, go bananas

originating from Captain Kirk due William Shatner's penchant for over emotive acting:

Capt. Kirk to Spock: "All right, you mutinous, disloyal, computerized half-breed. We'll see about you deserting my ship."

"Rabbs kirked out when he ate the chocolate matzah."

kirked out by laxshlee November 5, 2007

Kirked with The perk

This is a more modern version of "hip with the kids" used by real gen Z'ers

Johnny is kirked with the perk

Kirked with The perk by Friedpicklegaming May 29, 2026

get kirked 

Getting fucked up at a musical theatre prom. And that’s getting fucked up in any way you can imagine.

Me: Goddamn, we’ll get kirked tonight, man
Adam: Hell yeah we will

get kirked by BlockBoi67 May 28, 2018

Charlie Kirked 

Getting hit in the left side of the neck. Potentially by a penetrating object

Did you hear that Mike got Charlie Kirked last week by a baseball.

Charlie Kirked by Beeeeannnnns September 10, 2025

Charlie Kirked

When hate fucking a racist, you pull out and cum on their neck

She was spewing all this white supremacy nonsense on our date. So when she invited me to her place after I Charlie Kirked her ass

Charlie Kirked by nolanoscopy September 11, 2025