kobermania

a mellow euphoric state of awesomeness

By displaying kobermania in all his endevours, the boy easily became friends with all he came into contact with.

by Mike March 4, 2005

Kobe Bryant

AN EXTREMELY TALENTED.........ball hog.

Shaq: "Pass the ball, Kobe!"

Kobe Bryant: "No, I got it."

Shaq: "That's it. I'm going to Miami."

by ProtectYaNeck September 21, 2005

kobesexual

a person, usually a California resident, who exhibits extreme feelings of desire and admiration for LA Lakers star Kobe Bryant

These damn kobesexuals are starting to annoy me.

by Jude August 13, 2004

Khabele

Where Snixx thrives. Where the harmonious guitars live. Where the spirit of prairie dresses and pot smoke resides.

Man, Khabele advisory the other day...

by Slutty Mcgee October 1, 2012

a5 kobe

The highest grade of Japanese beef available. Cows are pampered and treated like sultans so that people can ultimately enjoy their meat. Also a way to describe an excellent vagina.

I was about to break up with her until i saw her A5 kobe, we've now been married 24 years.

by Yotisserie November 27, 2015

khoel

Khoel is the kind of person who can make you smile without saying a word. Hes funny, kind, a true gentleman. Hes the sun peeking through after a storm, with his outgoing personality and contagious laughter you have your very own comedian. Dont take his kindness for weakness because he can be a true asshole. Khoel is the definition of petty and will stubbornly fight until the end so you dont want to get into it with him. But at the end of the day no one will be more loyal to you than Khoel. Not to mention he’s devilishly handsome and a true godsend in bed.

girl 1: Oh my god look at his curls 😍
girl 2: hes finee 🥴 imma go get his number
*walks over and begins flirting*

khoel: fuck out my face bitch IM MARRIED 💍

by fuckersinschool November 15, 2018

Kobe

An amazing basketball player with great reputation recently passed in a helicopter crash/or when people throw something and scream KOBE

throws garbage into the can "Kobe"

by Fortniteporn.com January 31, 2020