Kellyism

Kellyism is a monotheistic religion that revolves around the one true Goddess Kelly. This religion was originated from the highland regions of South Africa. Kelly the Goddess has great power and knowledge beyond any can imagine. Even though the lucky few only get to see her in this world, she is still watching everyone with her great powers. Kelly is not only kind with the favors she grants but she helps the people in need. Because of this, we Kellyists try to give back by bringing her food and other offerings. True Kellyists pray to Kelly five times a day. When we wake up, before breakfast, before lunch, before dinner, and when we go to bed. We believe that praying to her brings great luck and fortune.

Kellyism is a great religion.

by 『 』 February 13, 2015

R. Kells

A low quality, inferior pilsner beer such as Busch Light, Natural Light, and Milwaukee's Best. Named R. Kells because they taste like piss.

"Dude, this natty tastes like piss"
"Yeah bro, it's an R. Kells beer"

"What kind of beer should we get? I'm low on cash"
"Let's just get some R. Kells...tastes like piss but cheap"

by DJ CP September 26, 2009

Kellie

An average height chick with brunette hair and brown eyes. A rocking body and always running to keep herself fit. always tanned, really intelligent girl who does well in school, makes everyone giggle. Always has smart come backs for everything. Smart ass. Loves animals and has many of her own, can't watch horror movies. Bit of a party animal and all the guys love her, she can be awkward sometimes though. All up a hella cool girl with a rocking bod!

John: Oh dude see that fit, tanned chick?

Matt: yeah mate, she's kellie!

by Hikidsdoyoulikeviolence June 9, 2014

KELLIE

Kellie Sager URBANDICTIONARY.COM kellie, you know shes thinking i told you so. this person is always there for you and makes a good friend. she IS aweswome , she does what she wants when she wants to do it because well..she's kellie. she is probably one of the closest friends you could ever have and you can trust her with whatever you want to because..well..shes the shit

I wish she terated me like Kellie.

by kelliedawn February 24, 2010

Kelli Jo

A Kelli jo is a hilarious girl with a big heart. Kelli jos always make amazing friends. To some a Kelli jo is a role model and to others she is the friend they get into trouble with.

That girl has all the best qualities of a human! She is such a Kelli Jo

by Netflixand_lil April 25, 2016

Kelis

A female name meaning beautiful, one of a kind, and a queen. Kelis is a name only for those who are unique. Kelis is usually the girl all the boys fall for.

Oh, that must be Kelis, she's so unique, and such a queen.

by Alisia September 30, 2017

Kelli

a person is stunningly beautiful and a person you always want to be with. a kelli has dark hair, beautiful eyes and is tall. a kelli is funny and loves sushi. a kelli likes to talk about sex all the time. a kelli is a all around amazing person. You would be lucky to have a kelli in your life. be good to one if you ever find one. you will regret it when you lose a kelli because there isnt any one else like her. kelli's are the kind of girl in it for the long run. they might be jealous at times, but its only cause they love you. kelli's are always the life of the party

Person 1: Hey. Look at that girl? Wow i wonder what her name is.
Person 2: Oh my god. I cant help myself from staring.
Person 3: Her name must be kelli.

Dan:I had a kelli in my life, but i was an idiot and let her go.
Steve: too bad man, they are one in a million.

by mynameiskelli October 21, 2009