kosher kebab kunts

The epitome of cancer, but in Euro Truck Simulator 2 Multiplayer. These Turkish pillocks are the people who (usually) hack money into their game then ram genuine good players off the road with their shitty Skodas or their loaned Renault trucks. These baklava biting bastards are to Euro Truck Simulator 2 Multiplayer what Russians are to Counter-Strike: Global Offensive: avoid them at all costs.

Genuine Trucker 1: Where you off to dude?
Genuine Trucker 2: Oh, just Duisb-
Kosher Kebab Kunt: *rams Genuine Trucker 2*
Genuine Trucker 2: Oh my god FUCK OFF, I can't stand you dumbass kosher kebab kunts!!
Kosher Kebab Kunt: XDDDDD AFEDERSİNİZ, DEĞİL!!!!!
Genuine Trucker 1: *reports Kosher Kebab Kunt*

5 minutes later...

System: No action was taken against player Kosher Kebab Kunt 1633.

by Jakercut June 21, 2018

norwegian shish kebab

A position made famous by the great Leif Erickson in the early days of the voyages of the norseman. When the male impales up to 3-18 ladies with his gigantic cock creating a hoe shish kebab. Only the greatest of dongs make this action possible, neither the timid nor the weak shall carry the norse tradition.

Hey man what happened at Tori’s party last night i heard there was a huge massacre and 15 females were pronounced dead at the scene.

Yea Daniel showed up unexpectedly, he did the norwegian shish kebab again.

Dammit thats the 8th time this month, curse that long dong bastard

by ElongD69 January 25, 2018

Gay Kebab

This is a long line of homosexual, bisexual, trisexual, and/or pansexual men who are "linked" together using the classic "dick-in-ass" method of connection. All of the men should be lying on their sides while performing this act, so the product actually looks like a kebab of gay men lying on a grill (hence the term "gay kebab"). However, it is also possible to do this while standing.

In order for this to truly look like an actual kebab, the final member of the group should have some sort of skin-toned phallic object (a dildo, for example) visibly sticking out of his ass. Think about it; wouldn't it look like a very long sex toy is penetrating a long line of gay men through their asses, just as how a long toothpick skewers a long line of food items in an edible kebab?

In order to add more originality to the kebab, the men taking part in the formation could try to distinguish themselves from one another. For example, the men can make different poses in order to appear as the different "ingredients" of a kebab. Also, an alternating pattern of Asian and Caucasian participants would surely add variety to this array of succulent hunks. Hell, you can even throw in the occasional hermaphrodite to really spice up the rack!

All in all, the purpose of doing this is to be creative and have fun.

NOTE: A similar formation, consisting of women wearing strap-ons in order to perform this act, is called a "Lez Kebab." Likewise, a mixture of men and women taking part in this arrangement is called an "Androgybab."

The boys and I decided to make gay kebabs during our mid-morning screw. We had Bobby, Jimmy, Charley, Lenny, and George season themselves with a multitude of spices and arrange themselves into a decadent skewer. Meanwhile, Bartolommeo, Giuseppe, Calogero, Leonardo, and Georgio bathed their entire bodies inside a tub with various marinades and created another simply divine platter. Both of them look so delicious that I ate them all up!

by D.J. Roefaro January 2, 2008

Kebab Remover

The name of the NZ shooter's gun

The Mosque was attacked with a gun named the Kebab Remover

by Shitpost IRL March 17, 2019

Badly Packed Kebab

Discription of female genitalia. Specifically where the labia majora protrude to some degree.

She was a right munter. She had a fanny like a badly-packed-kebab

by FatBob May 15, 2003

Swish Kebab

Another name for a gay or lesbian person.

Used by Moe on "The Simpsons" new episode; Flaming Moe.

I don't know if I'm comfortable with these ... swish kebabs

by twilightwoods January 18, 2011

kebabstronaut

1. Someone who eats kebabs, often when drunk or hungover, and on a regular basis.
2. Someone who is very good at eating kebabs - ie does it frequently

see also meat-in-a-roll-ogist

Blake ate kebabs so often, we made him an honourary kebabstronaut.

by slimey January 13, 2005