R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.

Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard Voldemort Uses Avada Kedavra On Me And I Live.

Person 1: *tell a joke*
Person 2: R.O.F.L.
Person 3: R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.!!!

by Wrathchild11 December 16, 2010

D.I.N.K.U.M

Acronym for Double Income, No Kids, Unbelievable Mortgage. Describes young hard-working marrieds (or a pair of faggots) who are deferring having children whilst they plough all their money into a very large housing loan. See also D.I.N.K.

Look at that huge mansion; a couple of D.I.N.K.U.M s there.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

K.I.M

Knee Impaired Midget

"That is really something that would happen to a K.I.M."

by yeahthatone18 December 17, 2008

K.I.M.B

Stands for kids in my basement
For Andrew 165200065$6

I have a lot of K.I.M.B

by GrandSider November 5, 2020

K.D.M.O

Kness down mouth open

Jamie need to stop living that K.D.M.O life.

by IGodDabIt!!! November 27, 2020

F.M.K

F--K My Keyboard. What you say when your keyboard pisses you off hardcore.

Jim: Hey I'll call you back in one sex"

Kate: "Wts"?

Jim: "F.M.K. , *One Sec"

by YoCoolnigga May 23, 2011

K.A.M

Kill All Men. (except the gays)

Akla supports the #K.A.M Movement.

by TinMitch November 19, 2020