Juri

A person who desperately wants to join hip Instagram trends, thus has to be on UD to feel welcome.

Juri was sad because he couldn't play with the other kids. Now he's on UD and he likes it very much. No more crying for Juri.

by anti.dict November 22, 2021

Jury Duty

An amazing court show featuring celebrities. Produced by Radar Entertainment

Jury Duty is the best celebrity court show

by SPrice1980 April 18, 2022

MasterChef jury

A metaphorical figure representing someone who imposes strict deadlines or expectations, similar to the judges in cooking competitions like MasterChef. This inner critic pressures you to meet milestones to gain approval or freedom.

I had to reach puberty on time so my parents would eventually be comfortable relaxing screen time limits; hence my inner MasterChef jury named Renata could eventually retire, even though she had said, "You can only be on your phone for 30 minutes then go on a walk with your cat" throughout my entire life.

by Emotional Cruiser July 24, 2025

Thomas Jury

Huge queer with a “perfect dick”. Tends to touch his friends inappropriately in the butt and blame it on his autistic tendencies. Insanely massive perve who was caught jerking off in friend’s bathrooms at sleepovers. Needs to stop touching himself at lax. Also has the harriest asshole known to man.

Go shower bro, ur such a Thomas Jury.

by GoldenOreo February 19, 2025

Jurie

Jurie is one of the hottest dad’s out there. He takes his kids skateboarding and surfing then comes home to fix his mother-in-law’s garbage disposal. He loves his big dogs, works tirelessly in the yard on the weekends, helps with the dishes, and knows how to clean out the pipes, like no other! He’s loyal, quirky, can fix anything, and always brings you coffee in bed on lazy weekend Mornings. Jurie’s the best kind of husband one could have except when he tickles you and won’t stop or uses your belly like a heater for his icy hands after being outside.

-Jurie, why are you so hot?

-How do you get hotter with age, Jurie?

-You would never trade-in your Jurie.
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by Vilomah March 14, 2025

Judge, Jury, and Executioner

A commonly used idiom that refers to someone who takes on all three roles in a situation. This person not only makes decisions about guilt or innocence but also carries out the punishment themselves.

Jake: Listen here, Emma. I’m your counselor, therapist, personal shopper, life coach, and if need be, your Judge, Jury, and Executioner

Emma: Uhh... did you just say 'executioner' and 'therapist' in the same sentence?

Jake: I like to cover all bases. Keeps things interesting

by PJ BW April 3, 2025

nia jury

the hottest bitch ever. everyone loves nia jury and can’t get enough of her. she’s beautiful on the inside and out and has a great heart. One of the best people you’ll ever meet. she has everything she wants, is confident and has her life set. Nia jury has beautiful ocean eyes. She loves music and sleep

Did you see nia jury? she looks amazing

Nia jury’s ass is so fat

Wow, I love nia jury’s eyes.

by ctqne fan page November 20, 2023