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juggernaut dat hoe

when you're fucking a girl from the back, you proceed to bust on her back, and when she turns around you punch her in the face & yell "I'm the juggernaut, bitch!"
juggernaut dat hoe - next day scenario: "yo you shoulda seen this bitch I fucked last night; she gave me some fucked up look after I busted on her back so I had no choice but to punch her in the face, she must have not known who I was."
by Bojan & Hope April 12, 2008
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I'm the juggernaut bitch

the new phrase sweeping America. Will soon, if not already, become the new "I'm rick james bitch!" that people will say every 10 seconds.
I'm the juggernaut bitch!
No, you're not the fucking juggernaut, so shut the hell up.
by Adrian June 11, 2006
mugGet the I'm the juggernaut bitchmug.
To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut
Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."
by slingerstinger6 September 18, 2008
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Im the juggernaut bitch!

To kill the juggernaut and become it and totally Pwn the noobs!!!
Play halo 2 and create a game called Juggernaut. It would be best for you to be the juggernaut so that when you get a kill you can say " I just pwn3d you cuz Im the juggernaut bitch!".
by Douglas Paquin August 5, 2007
mugGet the Im the juggernaut bitch!mug.

Long Island Juggernaut

Obtaining the necessary traits to become a household name all over Long Island. One must be "The Scene," one must promote notable NYC clubs on notable nights, one must contain over 1,000 facebook friends.
"I went to camp with this kid, do you know him?" "Of course I know him...he's a Long Island Juggernaut." "Did you hear about that club tomorrow night?" "yeah my Juggernaut told me." "Jeremy Rosen is definitely not a Long Island Juggernaut." "I don't know enough people nor promote notable clubs to become a Long Island Juggernaut.
by Halften May 18, 2011
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Juggernauted

Utterly over powered in a near effortless yet relentless manner in some way either mental or physical. This can only occur when a person is too much stronger or more intelligent then the person they're are challenging or the person mistakenly challenging them.
Richard: That huge black guy who was getting arrested practically ripped apart that officer despite being continuously tazered and beaten with a baton.
Cam: He fucking juggernauted him, must of been bath salts or something.
Richard: Yeah probably. It was hard to watch someone getting completely dominated so effortlessly.
by Jay Ho August 23, 2016
mugGet the Juggernautedmug.

Juggernaut

1:roblox monster islands
2:unstoppable force, or tank of the group.
1: Did you see that? He just stole the juggernaut gem and got 27000 health. How about lets go try to take him down?
fails completely
2:That dude with that hammer and his double damage with 5 max heals and 2700 health with 110% defense is going to be our tank.
by Kyle,that random guy. April 22, 2018
mugGet the Juggernautmug.

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