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Krunk Jizzle

Krunk Jizzle is the result of to much "Krunk Juice". After getting loaded on this "Krunk Juice" you may find your self "Boning" some one you do not know.

Getting to krunk can lead to a little bit of krunk jizzle.
Steve drank to much krunk juice and Krunk Jizzled all over that whore Sophia.
by Tyler Hartley May 30, 2006
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Jizzler

(Jizz-lur) Noun.

A fanatic of Jared Followill, the youngest Followill and bassist of Kings of Leon. Originated on the famous Kings of Leon forum, HappyAlone.
frontiercity at 3:40am: I'm a JIZZLER and I'm PROUD OF IT! *kisses picture of Jared*
by Frontiercity May 29, 2009
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Jizzle

A positively beautiful male individual with impeccable standards in kindness and care. The most incredible person on the planet can also be described as a Jizzle and also has the ability to change lives. Clearly unmissable and ultimately spectacular, the Jizzle is not someone to simply pass by.
"you're so lucky you have jizzle, he's amazing"
"i'm the luckiest girl alive, i have jizzle"
by Marizzle :] January 12, 2009
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Jizzle

Jizzle is the Olympic sport of distance-jizzing. The point system consists of precision based evaluations; the closer a competitor is to jizzing into the target, most often an old soda can, the higher their score will be. The current gold medal holder, and known world record holder, is one Sterling S.O.
Man, I've been training day and night for the Jizzle competition in Bejing this year! I want the gold! Give me the gold!
by DaKlaw September 13, 2009
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jizzles

adjective. Used to describe something that is funny. see jokes.

This originates from the Home Counties of the UK, more specifically from the St.Albans area, and is formed by replacing the ending of the word jokes with the sound made popular by snoop dogg, "izzle", thus creating "jizzle". The reasons for doing this are unclear but may be due to a need in the white suburbia of the home counties to sound more gangster, hence the "izzle".
But also may be due to the humorous similarity the word has with another word jizz, which means spunk.
"Yo i'd tap dat gash once for jizzles"
"ha ha ha, that is jizzles"
by MC Blitzkrieg January 31, 2006
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Jizzle

One of the coolest people you know.
Can also be used as "Jiz".
by Headz September 13, 2003
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Jizzler

When you fill any candy, preferably a Twizzler, with semen.
"Last Halloween, the local pedophile me a Jizzler. I didn't know what to do so I kindly accepted it."
by Professor Magnum Dong November 25, 2013
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