Indiana jones

The greatest hero of all time. Has a fedora hat, a bull whip, a pistol, a leather jacket and a satchel containing important stuff. Was an archeologist in the 30s and 40s. He continually defied the entire nazi army.

Indiana Jones is sexy

by Dr Ian April 10, 2003

Jonathon Jones

A VERY tall person who has a very deep voice and is sexually aroused by almost everything

tracer: you see that guy over there he is a 'jonathon jones'

by TheUNWANTEDtwig December 5, 2018

Jenison Junior High school

A school in the little town of spoiled White Christians ran by a principle that is super fun until you say something mildly incorrect then he turns into the spawn of Satan. But, not every thing is bad about this school you can pretty much get weed or alcohol from any of the sevies who have less than point five brain cells. I mean they are running the school like they own the place by blasting music with out the care in the world or just bringing fucking megaphones to school just to say the N-word into because they felt like it. But, once they get told to shut the fuck up by the eighth graders they do even dumber shit like yell coochie as they slam into a fucking locker. But, Mr.Cat-Dildo does jackshit about it until an eighth grader does it then it becomes the law of the land and you get in-house suspension for like month. Either or this god forsaken school cares about it's academics so much that even if the student cries himself/herself to sleep at their computer while doing three hours of homework that was just for one class nothing will be down about it and if your grades go under a C then you will be lucky if you don't get fucking bombarded by the slightly smart sevies taking one eighth grade class. So If you plan to go here, DON'T, RUN, HIDE! Get away as fast as possible unless you want drugs from the sevies or if you want to be in marching band, we have an good one of those.

Mom: I am so excited you are going to the Jenison Junior High School
student: Fuck!
Mom: Hey! we don't say that in my Christian household!

by Welp, I guess it be like that March 9, 2020

Joneisha

Joneisha's are very will-powered females, beautiful and have a bubbly personality. Joneisha's are always ready to learn new things and experience different things. Joneisha's get very nervous around guys they tend to fall for and are scared of letting out their feelings for him. Joneisha's usually have very nice bodies. They are friendly to everyone even those who dislikes them and are always willing to lend a helping hand. Joneisha's are very self concious about themselves mainly because of past events. If you ever get to meet a Joneisha get to know her and you will see they are the greatest friends to have. Joneisha's usually fall for guys that are not the same race as them and they don't like stereotypes.

Joneisha is amazing

by weeeeeeeeeejgjgjgg April 10, 2012

jenissa

Jenissas are hot, classy as hell and terrifying. Spirit of a pittbull. If a Jenissa catches you talking shit prepare yourself for tears. She is a confrontational fighter who will protect anything and anybody that she believes in. Especially animals, a Jenissa has never met an animal that she doesn't like. And although she may act tough, she has a huge heart for those that she loves.

Oh fuck dude, there's Jenissa, she is dressed like a model but still looks like she might fight me.

by FerdinandMcguire December 6, 2016

Spokker Jones

1.Writer for SomethingAwful
2.Term one can use for things of utter horsecock, to sound 'hip', 'fresh', and 'wit' 'it'.

Lawyer: "Your honor, the defense is full of Spokker Jones!"
Judge: "OVERRULED, HIPPY!!!"

by Ein September 26, 2004

Jones Move

noun.
An action that is so epic and clutch it deserves comparison to Indiana Jones. Just as Dr. Jones would come up with the perfect solution to a problem, so would the person who pulled off the Jones Move. Often seen in sports or in a dating setting, the Jones Move is an achievement and an honor.

Luke:You see that? Lakers down four, Kobe gets an And1 three over shaq. Goes into OT.
Erik: Jones Move.

Ryan: Dude, pulled Jessie's digits.
Matt: Her boyfriend didn't see you?
Ryan: Got out just before he arrived.
Matt: Jones Move.

by Knowsense. December 17, 2008