by inamish May 4, 2018
Get the jotter mug.A closet homosexual who plays shortstop for the New York Yankees. It is widely believed that he has a sexual relationship with Yankee third baseman, Alex Rodriguez. Ever since A-Rod came to New York, there have been many instances of ass-touching and subtle neck-kissing going on between the tandem.
Derek was also voted most feminine in the MLB in 2006 in an anonymous poll of players and coaches. It was a landslide vote.
Derek was also voted most feminine in the MLB in 2006 in an anonymous poll of players and coaches. It was a landslide vote.
by steve from May 16, 2007
Get the Derek Jeter mug.A large, steaming, vile, horrific pile of shit.
Named after the smarmy and self-obsessed jackoff Yankees shortstop who appears in Visa commercials and enjoys being in the middle of a Sheffield-A-Rod manlove sandwich.
Named after the smarmy and self-obsessed jackoff Yankees shortstop who appears in Visa commercials and enjoys being in the middle of a Sheffield-A-Rod manlove sandwich.
Dude, I really need to take a Jeter right now.
I just dropped a massive Jeter in the toilet.
This burrito's gonna give me the Jeters this afternoon.
I just dropped a massive Jeter in the toilet.
This burrito's gonna give me the Jeters this afternoon.
by JJ Grimm October 3, 2005
Get the Jeter mug.A beast. The female version is usually a fast runner and will fuck up any girl who steals her man, while the male version will slam your head into a locker.
by wtfeselol September 11, 2010
Get the jeters mug.(n.) A person (usually a complete nub, or Nubby Nubberton ) who is deeply inspired by the Harry Potter Series , thus they (falsely) depict themselves as fantasy-fiction-writing geniuses.
The result of this is a Harry Potter Jotter , one who will constantly publish outlandish stories and fanfiction s on fanfiction.net , and (falsely) expect to get thousands of readers .
The result of this is a Harry Potter Jotter , one who will constantly publish outlandish stories and fanfiction s on fanfiction.net , and (falsely) expect to get thousands of readers .
Dave: 'Hey man , did you see Alvin at school today??'
Mike: 'Yeah dude, what a nub. He kept blabbing on about his new fanfic: 'Harry Potter and the Enchanted Owl', though he didn't even get any views on it.'
Dave: 'Wow, he's definitely a Harry Potter Jotter.'
Mike: 'Tell me about it.'
Mike: 'Yeah dude, what a nub. He kept blabbing on about his new fanfic: 'Harry Potter and the Enchanted Owl', though he didn't even get any views on it.'
Dave: 'Wow, he's definitely a Harry Potter Jotter.'
Mike: 'Tell me about it.'
by mangalover997 September 4, 2010
Get the Harry Potter Jotter mug.A name that combined Joe mama joke and one of the Minecraft precious ore.
Could be use on someone who loves Joe mama jokes and Minecraft.
Could be use on someone who loves Joe mama jokes and Minecraft.
by just a normal lurker November 14, 2021
Get the Joemerald mug.When a person gets an awkward boner and tries to do the uptuck action and unknowingly uptucks too far. thus, the head is popping out of the waistband
by Annonymous Homo January 30, 2009
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