When you buy a license plate on Ebay just to paint it the same color as your car, then you put a material-wasting, sad paint job on it, just to have some newb steal it and paint it pink. Then you assume the guy stole it because you are convinced that he wants you and took it home to jiz on it.
by HuskerKyle February 9, 2009

Hey Mary - I had to call out sick yesterday and i went to the eye doctor - he told me i have a Jiz eyefection - that was a great facial - but please keep your eyes closed...
by PrincessLeah February 26, 2009

The customer was acting rather snobbish so the baker gave him a nice hot jiz-bagel instead of a plain with creamcheese
by Christopher Joe Smith January 4, 2008

The unattractive, thick, and oversweetened leftover substance found at the bottom of a empty coffee container that is often sold at most cheap corner stores, fast food joints ect.
After a long, hard day at work billy relaxed and enjoyed a cheap coffee until he was hit with a straight shot of coffee jiz at the bottom of the cup which he and many others find distasteful, and wondered why businesses still sereved such gross shit.
by Nick is dope September 22, 2007

by pepito m May 10, 2010

by jizjaz October 23, 2008

by Cupernicus November 8, 2002
