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Jiz Plate

When you buy a license plate on Ebay just to paint it the same color as your car, then you put a material-wasting, sad paint job on it, just to have some newb steal it and paint it pink. Then you assume the guy stole it because you are convinced that he wants you and took it home to jiz on it.
Dude, my license plate just got jacked, now it's somebody's jiz plate!!!
by HuskerKyle February 9, 2009
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jiz eyefection

when you get shot in the eye with cum -
Hey Mary - I had to call out sick yesterday and i went to the eye doctor - he told me i have a Jiz eyefection - that was a great facial - but please keep your eyes closed...
by PrincessLeah February 26, 2009
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jiz-bagel

A bagel with Jiz as the spread, instead of cream cheese or butter.
The customer was acting rather snobbish so the baker gave him a nice hot jiz-bagel instead of a plain with creamcheese
by Christopher Joe Smith January 4, 2008
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coffee jiz

The unattractive, thick, and oversweetened leftover substance found at the bottom of a empty coffee container that is often sold at most cheap corner stores, fast food joints ect.
After a long, hard day at work billy relaxed and enjoyed a cheap coffee until he was hit with a straight shot of coffee jiz at the bottom of the cup which he and many others find distasteful, and wondered why businesses still sereved such gross shit.
by Nick is dope September 22, 2007
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jiz lip

milky substance applied to lips, for a slick sheen look..
that jiz lip looks really nice on you! it doesn't look as milky on me..
by pepito m May 10, 2010
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jiz woodchap

combination of the coolest slef fans on the block.
shi-it man she be jiz woodchap who loves slefan's crack.
by jizjaz October 23, 2008
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jiz rag

someone at convient height in which to perform felatio
by Cupernicus November 8, 2002
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