Jeremy Long

Asian American HERO with a giant BAC that he uses to get paid cash money for sticking in white girls.

Dude I was on Pornhub and saw Jeremy Long just dropped a new scene where he plows thru 5 blondes and by the time he’s done with them they’re already speaking fluent Korean. What a fucking stud.

by Dicktionari September 22, 2018

new jersey jerky

It is where a girls gives a man a very severe handy until his dick starts to blister up. Then she proceeds to shit on his dick and rub it until it looks like beef jerky.

It was amazing last night, my girl gave me a new jersey jerky.

by Boner Forest May 16, 2015

Gas station jerky

getting dick in the gas station restroom.

James wanted to get some gas station jerky at the next res stop. James loves him some gas station jerky.

by Hassan Farooq October 1, 2021

Jerky Boys

A duo from New York who achieved infamy by making several cd's that had recordings of many hilarious prank phone calls to unsuspecting victims.

Man, the Jerky Boys' prank calls are fucking hysterical!

by jizzcock June 23, 2003

Jeremy

Jeremy is the most amazing guy ever! Jeremy is a tough guy, but he'll turn into a teddy bear for any girl he really loves. He gives the best guys, and loves holding hands, he's shy at first, but will get crazy as you get to know him! He is funny, hot, and has amazing eyes! He will listen to what you have to say and take it to heart, he will understad your problems
And stand by you. :) He is the best boyfriend ever! :) Jeremy will make you the happiest girl in the world, I promise you!

Friend hey, I heard your dating Jeremy!

me yep, I love him <3
friend he's so cute! Are you sure you like him?
me YESH JEREMY IS MINE HE'S THE MOST AMAZING GUY EVER HE IS MORE AWESOME THAN CHUCK NORRIS AND JACKIE CHAN PUT TOGETHER WITH ICE CREAM!

by A person who loves Jeremy April 15, 2013

beef jerky

the best snack around

Jack Link's is some pretty good beef jerky

by Brandon G. August 27, 2005

Jeremy Davis

Jeremy Davis is currently the bass player for the freaking awesome band Paramore. He is 22 years old and is the oldest member of the band. The song "All We Know" off of their debut album "All We Know Is Falling" was written about Jeremy when he briefly left the band.

ME: Jeremy Davis is a rockin bass player. :

Random Person: yahhhh and hes totally hot. XD

ME: Chyeah

by BLESSTHEFALLishxc February 10, 2008