jeebz, jeebus

Deriving from the word 'Jesus' or 'Jeez' when used as an exclamation.

"Jeebus that boy is fat!"
"I was only kidding.. jeebz."

by irkensmirken February 11, 2005

Jerusalem Skyline

A style of jewish nose that looks like the jerusalem skyline:
flat flat flat DOME OF THE ROCK flat flat flat

Me: damn look at that fine ass jew bitch

Other Kid: yeah shes pretty good cept for that Jerusalem Skyline she's got on her face piece

by WafflehouseXIX March 24, 2010

Jerusalem Fight

A fight in which the combatants get completely naked and the goal of the fight is to rip off the other persons penis.

"Joe and Matt had a jerusalem fight yesterday, now Matt will never have kids."

by tuckfard July 31, 2012

jebus parp

Nice smelling fart

Wow! That's nice. You could say it was quite the Jebus parp.

by sexylover1million April 5, 2014

Jerusalem Weekend

When you have Friday (Muslim sabbath) off in addition to Saturday (Jewish sabbath) and Sunday (Christian sabbath).

Late Thursday afternoon:

Bill: Hey Chad will I see you in the office tomorrow morning?

Chad: No, I started hooking up with Alice. We are taking tomorrow off and are going to fuck all day. It will be a Jerusalem Weekend.

by Emanuel Goldstein April 2, 2021

Jerbish

The use of doublespeak and/or jargon to allude to an answer, and to elude a question. It can be read backwards as well as forewards simply because it's non-linear; linear perspective indicates no answer.

"A carrot on a stick."
Mounted to a pig,

that doesn't exist.

Trapped in a Mobius strip.

I had to sit through ten minutes of Jerbish on a YоuTube video. Even though it seemed like some point was being made, I distinctly recall not having discerned any intelligible information. I reached over to close the video and gasped in horror at my own reflection. My now 'mouth' was.. (open?), as if basking at the sudden realization. And my 'hands' too, as if the sight of them could bring me to my many feet in head-splitting agony. I passed out. And when I came too, I peered over my bed to my limbs, terrified of what I might see. "Oh, thank Yith." I said.

"Tentacles."

by Eman Abdussalam November 8, 2022

Jeebus Crust

A expression often used by people in a Christian environment as a term of expressing frustration or surprise while not offending Christians or actually invoking the lords name.

"Ah! Jeebus Crust that hurts like hell"

by Uninteresting Bird November 9, 2022