sloppy jalopy

when a car that someone had sex in is left with sexual residues, like snail trails and cum stains, on the seats, carpets, door panels, steering wheel, stick shift, etc.

Jason: I just banged my girlfriend in this car at a cemetery. Look, there's still cum stains on the back seat.
Marco: Awe man, you're disgusting. Let me out of this sloppy jalopy.

by Sapidpaean January 28, 2009

jaloos

A punjabi way of saying "a hot mess"

Her neck and face are differently colours..she's a jaloos

Oops nip slip...I'm a jaloos

Exam time, I don't give a fuck that I look like a jaloos

by gxo December 13, 2012

Sloppy Jalopy

Ejaculating into your hand and then preceding to slap dat bitch across the face.

Lui Kang gave Kung Lao a sloppy jalopy.

by Sir William Cosby October 1, 2005

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by ?? January 17, 2005

Sloppy Jalopy

An extremely runny excretion of faeces emanating from within the human body, and expelled from the rear end via the anus.

Don't go in there! I just painted the bowl with a sloppy jalopy!

by Morkus Morkus August 11, 2018

Jablonski

A person who can do anything and inspires people around the world. He rips the ice, the bender he is. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on.

"Jablonski knows how to push through the god damn shit no one deserves."

by narishkamothertrucker February 8, 2012

Jaloni

Jaloni is a guy that will be quiet at first, but once you get to know him, he doesn’t stop. he’s also cute and goofy

girl: damn he fine as hell girl
girl bestfriend: he must be a jaloni

by Ghhhjj January 10, 2019