Janitor

A after sexual intercourse activity - where you nut in a rag - commonly called a "nutrag" but in this situation your using a more custodial or shop rag type towel, after cumming in this towel you then slap it in your partner's face and tell them they've been hit by the "Janitor"

You have been at the club all evening and pick up a pretty descent bimbo for later in the evening festivities. Right after you've "gotten yours" because no one cares about hers, you quickly slap the cum filled "janitor" towel on her face. By accomplishing this you secure a quick and speedy "getaway" while she's in bathroom thinking what an asshole without the, "can I have your number?", "will I see you again soon?" questions.

by Spidy December 9, 2007

janitor drum

A concoction of booze, opiates, sedatives, or whatever. A more makeshift version of syrup

Can't afford that top shelf shit tonight, no siree. Gonna have to dance with janitor drum tonight.

by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay May 4, 2005

jizz janitor

One who mops of the jizz at a peep show.

When Jenna Jameson is in town, it's best to have a conference of jizz janitors nearby.

by Billy Bub Fukit. October 16, 2013

Janitor

A Janitor is the kinda guy who pulls girls so hard, that he practically cleans up all the available girls, leaving none for anyone else.

Wow, look at Dean go. He's The Janitor.

by dspirsoni June 4, 2014

janitor

To be intoxicated.

Also used as an adj.

I'm so janitored.

we're getting janitored tonight.
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Dude, thats janitor as fuck.

by X1 CHIMAIRA 1x April 6, 2004

Janitoritus

A contagous disease turning the victim or patient into an Janitor. The disease was first found and studied at the University of Smart Kids (UCSK) in 2006. Studies indicate the disease is not treatable and has the possibility of spreading a global outbreak resulting in panic and destruction. Symptons include the constant spraying and wiping of windows, knowledge of toilet treatments, and showing of agresion to the victims personal cleaning tools such as a mop or hand rag.

"Holy shit did you hear about mike?"
"No, what happened?"
"Nigger caught the Janitoritus!"
"For real!?"

by ginitu October 11, 2006

Janitor's Mop

The act of drenching your pubic hair in anything you want: Beer, Mayonaise, soda pop, virtually anything that will hold in the pubic region, and ringing it all out over your girlfriend's mouth.

Dude, I janitor's mopped that girl all night long with some old pickle juice I found in the fridge.

by E millziak October 1, 2010