jewberry jamboree

The ultimate insult

Sam keuler is a Jewberry jamboree

by KalebFuDresne August 15, 2023

Whammin the Jammer

Vigorous female masturbation. Getting it. Scrambling the meat wallet.

"She doesn't need a vibrator she needs to wham that jammer."

"Nothing says lonely Friday nights like a pint of Haagen Dasz and whammin the jammer to Twilight"

by The Bunz Clapper July 24, 2020

Jambog

To repost something so blatently obvious, even your AOL using Grandma calls you a Interweb N00b.

May 8, 2006: "Hey guys, have you seen this *new* video of a DEA Agent shooting himself infront of a group of kids?"

"Roger really Jambogged the message board the other night with a link to BadgerBagderBadger dot com"

by Disintegr8or May 17, 2006

poo jammer

Australian for homosexual.

Pronounced "poo jammah"

Crikey! That bloke is a real poo jammer!

by vonwienerhousen March 12, 2009

muffin jamboree

A muffin jamboree is a party or social event where the poon to penis ratio is in a majority favor towards the poon spectrum, in laymens terms the opposite of sausage fest

Billy: I felt real uncomfortable last night
Johny: Why bitch (as he puffs on his cigarette)
Billy: I showed up at this party last night and the cooch to cock ratio was way off balance in favor of the cooch
Johny: Bitch you was at a "muffin jamboree" now quit being a biotch and make me a sandwich!

by Dr. Thomas Jay September 19, 2005

Tennessee Log Jammer

A sex act involving 3 guys, 1 woman and a ladder.

"You two did the Tennessee Log Jammer? But where are the other two guys? And did you at least put my ladder back?"

by khinsaia February 16, 2010

Chav Jamboree

The informal gathering of various chav indivudals and groups outside a magistrates court. There's the inevitable pissed abusive chav dispensing idle threats to passers by and onlookers (perhaps on a 'Chav Safari'); the lone Chav looking for someone with a light for his cigarette; the chirppy (I've been 'ere every day this week) group of Chavs); Chav bints and sluts etc all wearing obligatory uniform - United Colours of Chav (Burberry, white jogging bottoms, shell suits etc). In combination when the collective mass looks like a brilliant bright spectacle of urban decay and hillarity this is known as a jamboree.

(Driving past the Magistrates court in Stafford) - f'cking 'ell there's a cracking chav jamboree outside the spanner's court today! did you see the state of the f'ckwits!

by Dr Hans December 15, 2008