Faisel Jaffer

A Toronto urban myth, supposedly a large half man half bear that breathes fire and has the ability to manipulate your mind in a way similar to large quantities of LSD. Supposedly has fought a pack of wolves, a tiger, a lion, and the three bears simultaneously. Also said to have survived being hit by a moving truck, the truck was destroyed, he didn't have a scratch.

I'm sick of hearing all these stupid exaggerated stories about "Faisel Jaffer" clearly he didn't do any of this stuff, and clearly hes not a real person

by Shin Ta November 10, 2008

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Jaffasexual

When a Jaffa is romatically or sexually attracted to another Jaffa. Often occurs in a polyamorie, containing 3 Jaffas.

Jaffa: Did you see Jaffa yesterday? I really want to make out now.

Jaffa: You're... also Jaffasexual? :flushed:

Jaffa(but in blue): We all could just- ...make out together? :flushed:

jaffa: :flushed:
Jaffa: :flushed:

by Anna-senpai August 23, 2020

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jafflechute

A jaffle attached to a parachute. Prone to wind and unfortunately placed window ledges. An idea founded in Melbourne and an actual thing.

www.jafflechutes.com

"I had a jafflechute for dinner last night. It got stuck in a tree, but I threw my shoe at it and it eventually came down"

by karmabox October 12, 2013

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JAFDAT

Just Another Fun (Fu<#ing) Day At TransAir

The plane they wanted me to fly last night was missing a wing! Well JAFDAT!

by Freight Dawg June 23, 2021

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a Jaffry

Synonym of retard or massive drongoloid. A Jaffry is a term used in Northern England to define a person below the average IQ (which is below 30 in England).

" Yooooo have you seen this retard ?

- Yeah he's such a Jaffry. "

by ScottfucksAlex's Mom January 15, 2021

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