Jockpodge

The flab and girth acquired by sporty men when they stop exercising or hit the middle-ages.

Man! Did you see Carey Elwes? He's got jockpodge going on!

by Daniel L Carter October 21, 2004

Jackpot

Used to define a person in a negative way. Generally because they are of dumb club slut, or just a total moron in general.

Generally, these people have no idea what it means to enter into a social situation, and maybe subject to repeated and constant ridicule. These people may have mild autism, or undiagnosed aspergers syndrome.

Generally speaking when used to define someone as a jackpot, they are the opposite of this term. A complete and total failure.

You met that guy/girl at the club at 2:00 AM? Wow, that is a real Jackpot!

We have an Asian friend and we introduce him as a jackpot to anyone he meets as a joke because he is such a dumb cheap bastard.

Wow, you really hit the jackpot with that guy/girl.

by MostlyHonest December 18, 2015

SlapShot JackPot

A way of showing happiness

Hey Brian i found 50 bucks on the ground.... SLAPSHOT JACKPOT

by Kyle Karkosky July 20, 2008

jackpot

An anal treat orally given by a sexual partner while the recipient masturbates/jacks himself to completion.

"Help me hit the jackpot babe"

by Andy Flores July 3, 2008

sexual jackpot

To have sex with a person who is very popular. A very sexy rock star or movie star.

I hit the sexual jackpot when i went to bed with Rock Star.

by zelda75231 July 1, 2008

jackpot

adverb-refers to the act of a lady going in to a sperm clinic and being impregnated with a random sperm sample. Then waiting 20 years to see how the child grows up, if their successful, jackpot.

it's not retarded, jackpot.

by ben November 16, 2003

Jackpody

"A guy that owns two old cars, one is always broken and he will tell you about it."

Jackpody is 'a guy that owns two old cars, one is always broken and he will tell you about it.'

by KittyTheLemonEatingCat March 1, 2017