All jacked up

The meaning of all jacked up is that an object or an individual is screwed up, faulty,doesn't work, or inadequate.

The self checkout registers in Wallmart are all Jacked Up.

by JoeBeau July 24, 2016

the jacker

The jacker is a demon who haunts people during the night and day. The jacker is mainly seen in the woods or in the corner of your room when you least expect it, just like a ordinary demon. His was of tormenting you is buy jacking off butt naked and looking you in the eyes while he does it. Some say they have woken up and he was standing over them while he’s cranking his penis.

I was walking home from the bar last night and I seen the jacker in the woods masturbating... once you look at him he will not leave you alone....

by The needer October 13, 2020

I gave them a jacket

When you do something nice for someone and then tell everyone about it.

“I saw a guy down on his luck, so I gave them a jacket.”

by Plumb2 February 25, 2019

Skinny-Jacked

Adjective: Male body type characterized by extensive lean muscle on a thin frame.

"I'm gunna kick that motherfucker's ass!"

"Just be careful man, he's skinny but he looks pretty skinny-jacked."

by mattCaps December 9, 2008

Jackyl

1. American heavy metal band

Jackyl is an American heavy metal band that got recognition when it released its self-titled debut album in 1992. The album sold more than a million copies to be certified platinum by the RIAA.

Jackyl's most popular songs are:
"Kill the Sunshine"
"Down on Me"
"I Stand Alone"
and notoriously "Lumberjack" and all other tracks

Perosn A: Hey man, what'cha listening to?

Jackyl fan: Jackyl

Person A: can I hear some?

Jackyl fan: sure

Person A: Are they using a chainsaw?

Jackyl fan: yes, tonight I'm gonna go see them

by Sleez Boy March 11, 2009

Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.

You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!

by Roger Halunen September 4, 2008

Super Jacked

Preposterously muscular.

"Yo who are those Super Jacked kids over there?"

"Oh those are the Tempest Brawlers."

"They look ridiculously strong, I shouldn't mess with them."

by Tempest_Cinco April 14, 2010