turtle jacking

When you are fingering a girl's ass and find the head of a turd. You manipulate the turd in order to hit regions otherwise unattainable by a finger and bring her to orgasm.

Being finger deep in a girl's ass and pushing around the turd to get her to orgasm.

by Anderson and Wakefield June 3, 2005

jackington

1. a Snobbishly aloof person.
2. High-class; exclusive.

The origination of this is from an episode of the simpsons where Bart defends Lisa from a student at a high class private school:
Bart: "Back off Jack!"
Rich Kid: "It's Jackington."

Take a look at that jackington double-parking his benz.

by Kevin M August 23, 2006

jacking a deuce

The pleasurable act of delaying ones bowel movement by slowly releasing ones turd and gradually sucking it back inside repeatedly.

Driving down I-5, I had to poo so bad that when I finally found a toilet it seemed a shame to let it go all at once so instead I decided to opt for pleasure by jacking a deuce.

by Vince Perry May 22, 2005

Jacking Black

The act of masturbating whilst really high so that when you jizz all the blood rushes from your head and you black out. May be hard to achieve.

Also called Knocking Off.

X: "Ben and I tried Jacking Black last night"

Y: "No Way! You guys are crazy! Any success?"

X: "Yep, I totally Jacked Black!! Ben didn't manage to though. It really isn't easy!"

by Jacking it in San Diego April 18, 2015

jacking in hilltown

When you steal a car, and masturbate while you're driving it, and you're going to a gang fight or to pick up friends, or something else social

🎶 4 wheels down while we're jacking in hilltown 🎶

by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021

Jacting

A style of dramatic acting that employs tensing of the muscles of the jaw to impart dramatic gravitas to a scene.

Dean Winchester was really jacting the shit out of that scene.

by Bandalay July 11, 2021

quiz jacking

Looking up the answer to a quiz on the internet that you wouldn't normally know.

Tv: Who was the Vice President in 1995?
Billy: Who is Al Gore.
Tv: Who is Al Gore.
June: Stop quiz jacking, you weren't even alive in 1995.

by Mel*K November 6, 2007