Italian Job

Theft. So named for the 1969 Michael Caine movie, remade in 2003 with flavor-of-the-month "Marky" Mark Wahlberg. The word "job" at the end of it gives it obvious sexual connotations, but as the 1969 film is generally regarded to be a classic, the illegal implications are unavoidable.

John:
What up, dawg. You hook up with that shorty last night?

Dave:
Ah, man. We went back to my place, right? She did me on the couch, then did a little somethin' else back in the bedroom. And then.... she gave me an Italian Job.

John:
She... what? She used marinara sauce or somethin'?

Dave:
Naw, man... when I woke up, she was gone, and had STOLEN ALL MY SHIT.

by JamesBeam March 3, 2010

Italian Telephone

Yelling out one's back porch or window to a friend or loved one who is not necessarily a neighbor. The recipient of the message usually responds yelling back from a distance.

Donny: Walks onto back porch "Hey Maria, come you over here!"
Maria: Opens window from apartment three blocks away "No Donny, you come over here!"
Bothered Neighbor: "I can hear your damn Italian Telephone from my basement!"

by Telaride January 4, 2013

Italian Christmas Dinner

When you make your wife suck every last drip of cum out of your cock under the kitchen table on Christmas, while you hand crank Capicola cold cuts on a traditional meat slicer. You then use that fresh cut capicola and eat it out of your wifes ass.

Wife- "Tony what would you like for Christmas"
Tony (Soprano Voice)- "Yeee, ahh, Carm, same as always, I want that Italian Christmas DInner special you always make."
Wife- "Oh come on Tony thats repulsive"
**Slaps her across face with braciole**
**Wife crawls under table with two black eyes and begins slobbing on husbands knob**
Tony 10 minutes later- "Thats the best Italian Christmas Dinner ive ever had, now turn the fuck around!"
**Proceeds to eat capicola out of wifes ass**

by snicjn njscsaijn February 19, 2021

Italian Ball Wash

When two girls “lady and the tramp” noodles off of your ball-sack (scrotum).

Bro you’ll never guess who gave me an Italian Ball Wash last night!

“Who?”

Sara and Jessica!

“My sisters?!”

by Contradictionarian August 16, 2021

The Italian Mice

First let your Great Value parmesan cheese sun dry for 2 and a half weeks. Then proceed to place the crumbled chunks in the anal cavity. After catch some mice at your local Dennys. Then proceed to let the mice chew away at your asshole while cursing in Italian.best done while wearing a chef hat.

I'm so embarrassed my sister walked In on me performing The Italian Mice

by Zesty pubic lice March 29, 2017

italian slap

A short swift back-handed slap accross the face as to reprimand or discipline a child.

"Nana said I'd get an Italian slap if I stole one more meatball from her saucepan."

by webhole August 17, 2004

Itanimulli

Itanimulli is the reverse form of illuminati.if we type itanimulli in the google,we can see NSA will come to screen.Illuminati is the organization that worship Lucifer(light angle).That means NSA is the satanic organization.

Illuminati 666 in 2020.3rd WW will start.Everything is under their control.But never lose your faith in GOD.GOD knows everything!And dont forget,GOD created demon.itanimulli is the illuminati

by Aykhan; ) October 18, 2018