israeli push pop

making a popsicle out of frozen human shit and eating it

Emma made a fresh batch of israeli push pops last night, do you guys want to have some with me?

by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018

Israeli

Chill people who usually aren’t scared of much, and love parties, they may look tough but are usually kind, Except when driving.. “wai! lech lezin at atsmech!“ (Jeez! Go fuck yourself!)

My friend is Israeli he’s a really cool guy

by Rando (: November 23, 2024

Isra

Isra is a really energetic funny girl, she’s really really fashionable!! She’s the icon!! people loves how Isra’s vibe, people love how isra talk, her smile. generally when people first see Isra they thought she’s has a mean personality but probably she has a really warm heart but… if u try to play her in a bad way she would be the biggest snake, u should be scared sometimes :)))

Omg Did you see Isra’s new shoes?
-oh they’re so trendy thoo!!

-Ohw wait are u from Israel?
-girl noo😭😭

“Uhhh I love her Isra makes my day!!”

“I don’t know but I like her vibe a lot”

“She’s the moment”

“Dangg! Built like a model”

by baby viki November 25, 2021

Israeli Icepick

When a gentleman of Jewish descent plunges his proboscis into the depths from which no one ever returned.

Ariel : It's not called "sniffing shit", it's called an "Israeli Icepick", mind you.

by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021

isra

my love

“who’s isra?”

“she’s my love”

by someoneyoudefinitelyknow November 21, 2021

Israeli Cock Rocket

Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!

Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?

by keemstar the memestar June 7, 2024

The israeli military

Where you use a gas mask but never f-sag

I don't want to be in the israeli military.

by Sexydimma June 18, 2022