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Ismael

Tiny Wing penis and simp
Hey I compared my penis with him mines bigger by far

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by TheMysteryCreature May 28, 2020
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Ismael

That one guy in the group who trys to get with a lesbian, gets rejected, and keeps on trying.
Ismael: Hey would you like to go wi-
Her: lesbian no
by bigppunclejoe June 5, 2019
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ishmaelite

someone who descends from ishmael, the son of Abraham and his wife's egyptian slave called hagar.

eligible to marry and mate with any race except Israelites.

contemporary identification includes islamic, arabs, middle easterners, afghani, iraqi, iranian, american, and the like.

their skin color varies from dark to light and they manifest all eye colors.

they blend in with elamites, edomites, and various other races of people.

you can find them working at the gas station, the party store, at the club, and they are often chemists like chemical ali.

their hobbies include eating, drinking, making merry, building weapons like cain, fighting, yelling, arguing, calling women dogs, terrorizing people, crying, islam, and flying airplanes into the world trade center on september 11, 2001.

they're sweet, super sweet, syrupy sweet.

they will say that they don't eat pork.
"The ishmaelites make their arabic coffee with spices like cardamom, saffron, and sugar."
by Vita Smart July 31, 2022
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ishmaelia

The lover and confirmed girlfriend of Anthony “Twan Hands Toelover” Kovacs.

Soon to be married and have 12 kids that all suffer from Autism and sex addiction.
Kovacs have you been spending enough time with Ishmaelia today? Did you send your carrier pigeon to set up your bed shaking session?
by Twan Hands January 13, 2025
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Ismael

Ismael a little black midget born om Stavanger sykehus.
Ismael has big ears and monkey features.
Person 1: hey is that a chimpanzee walking over
Person2: probably not, he seems dumb
Person 1: yee, it might be a ismael
by Fakta101 February 17, 2019
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Ishmal

Ishmal is a very attractive female. She is very aggressive so do not get on her bad side. Ishmal is a unique name. She will have lots of boys have a crush on her. When she is dating someone, she will be very shy but soon enough will get comfortable with you. She might seem like a kind person and will be if she likes you, however, once you start a fight with her, pray.
Hey! Did you hear that Maisy got into a fight with someone?
It was probably Ishmal.
I know, she shouldn't have got on Ishmal's bad side.
by The Vocabulary Guy January 1, 2020
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Ismael

Dude who is trash at war zone, and has a small sac
Don’t be an Ismael
by Jdkfnsk May 12, 2020
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