The coolest type of bird EVER. They carry messages on their feet because they're so cool. They're basically n00bs that do stuff for you. A great example is Shap. Except for the fact that Shap isn't really really cool.
Anyway, screw cell phones, carrier pigeons is the new thing. Pfft, texting is overrated.
Buy a carrier pigeon.

1. (noun) An abbreviation for stimulus check

2. (verb; stimmied) to get fucked by your government

A Carrier Pigeon is a cheating girlfriend who has two or more boyfriends that she gives oral sex to on a regular basis, even only hours apart, thus kissing each boyfriend with a smattering of jizz in her mouth from another boyfriend.