internet

A magical place where you can spend hours on end talking to people all over the world posing as a 10 year old girl, do research on any subject imaginable, play games, or look at some good porn.
Look at all of this porn I have found on the internet.
by Jimbo May 22, 2003
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the Internet

A forum where like-minded nutters can seek each other out and reinforce and legitimize their perversion of choice while effectively minimising the necessity to interact with the larger society, which would beat them like the village mule and ensure that their dirty little excesses are not spread to other suggestible border-line sociopaths.
Bob: Well, Steve, nice to meet you IRL at last.
Steve: You too, Bob, the Internet is truly a wonderful place. Well, this wombat's not going to fuck itself, I guess...
by Matachin Tower September 05, 2008
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internetism

A word or phrase born and primarily used on the internet. Typically an acronym used in message boards.
idgaf, amirite, and tl;dr are a few of the internetisms used by people in this message board.
by Nysidra November 14, 2006
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Internet

A Forbidden Place

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Shhhhhhh you shall not no the internets power
by Yeahhhhboiiii69 January 10, 2018
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Internet

A horrible place that destroys the souls of millions of people every day.
Person: Hi

Souless Monster: Ugh, go away I'm on the Internet
by Infinitykitten July 31, 2016
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To the internet!

A declamatory phrase (often accompanied by extending the pointer finger in the air) used when attempting to answer some question, piece of trivia, or general puzzle that cannot be recalled and it becomes necessary to look up the fact online.
Man 1: "What was the name of the guy in the movie Sunset Boulevard??? It's on the tip of my tounge!!!"

Man 2: "To the internet!"
by Archbishop Squeech August 11, 2011
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internetional

Sad Keanu is an internetional meme

LOLcats are internetional genius
by rokkenbosche October 20, 2010
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