JLS Impression

Performing a "JLS Impression" generally involves courting, flirting, admiring etc. young girls, but not so young that it becomes creepy and illegal.

This is derived from the fact that the British "band" JLS's audience tends to consist of 15/16 year old girls. Hence, if a guy more than 2 years the said-girl's senior makes a move, he is doing a JLS impression.

"Dude, did you see Carl's new girlfriend?" "No, I haven't met her yet" "Mate, she's 16!" "So?" "Carl's 18, he's doing his JLS Impression again!"

Professor Green: "I might even cover my naked body in sticky tape and run through All-Saints and come out doin' my JLS impression!"

by TKGrimm345 December 31, 2011

First impressions

Breasts.

She's not got the right skill set and her CV is a bit thin, but I'm giving her the job based on the great first impressions

by Sophie Wit-Tank February 5, 2010

Impregnate the drain

The act of jacking off in the shower.

I took a shower last night and it took me 20 mins to impregnate the drain.

by LeMarcus June 23, 2006

Impregnate and Vacate

to engage in sexual intercourse, resulting in conception of offspring, then fleeing the scene of the crime

"Dude that's clutch. You totally left her to fend for her own and that unborn baby. Nice impregnate and vacate." *High Five*

by votsteez June 23, 2010

impregnated

a marijuana cigarette that is poorly rolled, with tapered ends and a rounded enlarged middle section. usually the work of an inexperienced (or already intoxicated) joint roller.

origin is usually credited to Cypress Hill's classic song "Roll It Up, Light It Up, Smoke It Up".

by Dawn Davenport October 25, 2004

Impressing

Something is so depressing, it's impressive.

Barrett: I've held onto this brown bic for an entire semester. I never lost it and it's finally about to go out.

Trey: That's impressing.

by Barrettis Maximus December 20, 2010

Impressive

Someone who knows a whole fucking lot about the Power Rangers

Wow, Dylhole, that's impressive

by No Seriously August 16, 2016