A tool that teachers use, thinking it will help teaching (do their job for them.) In reality, this program drops student grades, as it instills a feeling of utter excruciating pain, causing them to eventually be instilled with a deep craving for the release of death.
Hello mom and dad, i realise this may be a shock to you.. if you are reading this it means i am now dead, i couldn't go on living anymore after my teachers ruined my life, forcing me to do iReady. its "lessons" have tortured me far past the point of no return i love you ... goodbye..
by drazini June 1, 2018
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by illestrader December 12, 2007
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by ASG-QA-S7 November 9, 2013
Get the idea hamster mug.yes, you are dead so deal with! I'm just kidding, you're dead but you are reliving your life right now. Now that i think about it, shouldn't you be doing something else than looking to see if you are dead?
am i dead?
you are dead
Little Timmy: Am i dead Dad?
Big Billy: I don't know son.
Karen: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!!??
Big Billy: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET BACK INSIDE THE HOUSE!!??
Little Timmy: please kill me
you are dead
Little Timmy: Am i dead Dad?
Big Billy: I don't know son.
Karen: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!!??
Big Billy: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET BACK INSIDE THE HOUSE!!??
Little Timmy: please kill me
by Beastmode1158 October 30, 2020
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Person One: "Man, I love Daniel Tosh so much. Tosh.0 is the best show on TV."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a true idealollogist."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a true idealollogist."
by Avio_Green June 20, 2010
Get the Idealollogist mug.A stupid fucking test created by some old faggot who knows nothing about the education system. This old faggot probably got his dick sucked by the government so that he could pass the bill to make students take this gay ass test.
"Shit bro, we're doing IReady in Language Arts."
"Fuck, time to rape my teacher and slit my wrists."
"Fuck, time to rape my teacher and slit my wrists."
by AidsCentral June 9, 2018
Get the IReady mug.Describing an individual whom is rendered virtually, yet not literally, deaf due to their playing of their MP3 device (most specifically an iPod) at a volume so loud that it creates a situation in which others cannot communicate with them verbally.
"What an asshole! I tried to get his attention by yelling into his ear and he didn't even pay any mind to me!"
"Dude, don't sweat it. He had his earbuds in and hence was most likely iDeaf."
"Dude, don't sweat it. He had his earbuds in and hence was most likely iDeaf."
by ThatFlyingThing January 4, 2009
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