iPod

Greatest MP3 player of all time...people that diss them either are envyous cause there poor ass shoe salesman fathers cant work up enough money to buy them one...come on guys its not apples fault that ur parents are fucking failures! ive had my ipod for about 2 months and have charged it about 15 times or so...it lasts up to 500 charges...you do the math...bitches

those of us that are still living in the CD world...im sorry that you suck at life but just know that when i whip out my iPod im saying that im better than you...

those of us that like to brag about our Creative Zens...LOL...that shit looks like a fat gray brick...give me a break...get an ipod...losers...my 60GB iPod will own anything they can offer

Creative Owner: Dude check out my Creative I bought it yesterday!
Me: Really..? :Takes out iPod and changes song as light beams on him from the heavens and a choire of beautiful women sing:
Creative Owner: :worships:
Me: Thats right B!TCH!

by Jordan Marsala October 28, 2005

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one of the most amazing devices ever invented. Has the highest quality music stores and greatest selection. If it ever freezes it isn't completely dead you just have to restart it.
Most people who highly criticize it and make fun of people who have it are just to poor to buy it and jealous of people who have some money.
So if your thinking of buying an mp3 go with iPod cause all of the other mp3's suck balls, especially the gay zune.

guy1: dude I just got a zune!
guy2: why didn't you get an iPod there higher quality
guy1: cause they break in 2 weeks and the battery sucks
guy2: actually I've had mind for 3 years without any problems. And my battery lasts a good 6 hours still.
Guy1: well my zune has a radio
guy2: wow I just got a iPod touch and I has youtube safari mail gps calender and a touch screen.

*guy 1 gets an ipod*

Guy1: dude iPods rock! Apple for life! Zune can lick my anus!

by apple powns July 11, 2008

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everyone who posts on here saying that that an ipod is the most expensive way to get music is a fucking idiot. an ipod doesnt change the way you download music. it just changes how you listen to it. stupid ass dicks. an ipod is great

Steve Jobs invented the iPod so now the music industry sucks his dick

by waterskier2007 July 11, 2008

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The epiphany of everything that is wrong with pop-culture today. Over-priced, over-exposed, over-used, and a POS interface (iTunes). And its WAAY too expensive. Also a blatant monopoly (last time I checked those were illegal).

Dont buy an Ipod. Buy Creative, or Rhapsody. Hell, buy a Zune like me. ANYTHING but an Ipod

by A Gorilla December 03, 2006

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Portable device made to annoy a larger audience. The company Apple makes you believe it's actually cool, but when you buy it, you are immediately surprised by how it sucks harder than a vacuum cleaner.

Person A: Oh... You got an iPod? I'm so sorry. Here, try my Creative ZEN.

Person B: Thanks, now I feel much better!

by PowerCod May 31, 2008

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