An mp3 player that poor/wannabe unique/jealous fuckwits seem to take pride in insulting over the internet.
For my 14th birthday I got an iPod nano. And I love it. Know why? Because it's a damn sleek design, it plays enough music and yes - IT DIDN'T COST TOO MUCH.
2gb. 500 songs. I don't need more, thats more than enough. For me anyway. So for you jackasses who can't live without your 60gb ones - I don't care.
The pad wheel is easy to use, and I wanted something I could see the songs i want to select. Hence the easy to find songs, menus, etc.
The Creative, and iRiver were MORE expensive than my iPod, for nearly the same capacity.
I don't want my ENTIRE computer of songs. I want my favourites I can listen to when I want.
I've had mine ages now, and I mean AGES.
it's not broke. I can still put songs on and off it. I've never got mugged.
Like anything in life it has defects:
Often, you can't hold 500 songs.
It scratches pretty easily
For my 14th birthday I got an iPod nano. And I love it. Know why? Because it's a damn sleek design, it plays enough music and yes - IT DIDN'T COST TOO MUCH.
2gb. 500 songs. I don't need more, thats more than enough. For me anyway. So for you jackasses who can't live without your 60gb ones - I don't care.
The pad wheel is easy to use, and I wanted something I could see the songs i want to select. Hence the easy to find songs, menus, etc.
The Creative, and iRiver were MORE expensive than my iPod, for nearly the same capacity.
I don't want my ENTIRE computer of songs. I want my favourites I can listen to when I want.
I've had mine ages now, and I mean AGES.
it's not broke. I can still put songs on and off it. I've never got mugged.
Like anything in life it has defects:
Often, you can't hold 500 songs.
It scratches pretty easily
Internet nerd: afhaihgoa I HATE DA iPOD. BECAUSE I WAS CARELESS WITH MINE/CAN'T AFFORD ONE.
iPod user: .____.;;
See how judgemental I can be to iPod dissers?
Yeah. Relook your posts bitches.
iPod user: .____.;;
See how judgemental I can be to iPod dissers?
Yeah. Relook your posts bitches.
by Emily Jayne August 28, 2006
Get the ipod mug.A portable hard disk with the capabilities for playing music files, and viewing photo's(except for the shuffle). It can play music, save photo's, get scrathed up in a day, cause more errors on your computer than a goddamn nuclear holocaust, have a dead battery in 2 hours(rather than the advertised 15!), make you bankrupt all whilst Apple is making an assload of cash. The ONLY reason they are popular is because of the advertisements appealing to blacks, posers, "punk" rock lovers, and rich people. Nowadays, thoses people make up about 96% of society. Seriously (and not to sound like a smartass), if you know anything about the workings of technology, you will know that an iPod is worth well less than half of what it is sold for. Apple makes too much profit off of them.
ipod user-man i love my 400$ 60gb ipod.
creative user-Damn! did they suck your dick first?
ipod user-No,why.
creative user-cuz thats twice what i got my Creative zen for, and my battery last 4 times as long. Plus mine won't break like yours just did by attempting to put a .wma file on it.
iPod user-Oh well. chicks think i'm rich when i have my white and grey headphones on.
creative user-Damn! did they suck your dick first?
ipod user-No,why.
creative user-cuz thats twice what i got my Creative zen for, and my battery last 4 times as long. Plus mine won't break like yours just did by attempting to put a .wma file on it.
iPod user-Oh well. chicks think i'm rich when i have my white and grey headphones on.
by crazyondirt14 June 11, 2006
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An mp3 player developed by Apple. It is usually on a one-for-the-price-of-two sale. Additionally, a popular sales tactic associated with it is the "xgb" hard drive size, where x is a number usually above 20. The fine print usually reads "it is actually impossible to have 20gb worth of songs, stupid. thanks for the extra cash, retard."
It is a prime example of planned obsolescence--not only is the battery irreplaceable, but the ipod often breaks down by simply using it.
Troubleshooting:
Problem: ipod is frozen.
Answer: Did you try using it? This is often the problem.
Problem: I don't have $40,000 to spend on songs
Answer: We know.
Problem: The shininess is gone. It looks like I scrubbed it with an iron sponge.
Answer: Buy a new one, asswipe. If you bought it a month ago, chances are we came out with a better version.
It is a prime example of planned obsolescence--not only is the battery irreplaceable, but the ipod often breaks down by simply using it.
Troubleshooting:
Problem: ipod is frozen.
Answer: Did you try using it? This is often the problem.
Problem: I don't have $40,000 to spend on songs
Answer: We know.
Problem: The shininess is gone. It looks like I scrubbed it with an iron sponge.
Answer: Buy a new one, asswipe. If you bought it a month ago, chances are we came out with a better version.
dude1: Dude, i just bought a brand new ipod!
dude2: Didn't you hear? The new model came out just now.
dude1: My ipod holds 20gb!
dude2: Dude you can put your 1,000 cd's on it!
dude1: I already did, and I still have 90% of the space free!
dude1: my ipod broke, dude.
dude2: what happened?
dude1: I tried listening to a song.
dude2: Didn't you hear? The new model came out just now.
dude1: My ipod holds 20gb!
dude2: Dude you can put your 1,000 cd's on it!
dude1: I already did, and I still have 90% of the space free!
dude1: my ipod broke, dude.
dude2: what happened?
dude1: I tried listening to a song.
by William Microsoft Gates January 12, 2009
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Get the ipod mug.A device that when used properly can hold audio, video, pictures, games, music videos, movies and more. Most people are stupid and do not know how to add files to it or purchase the 160 GB model for their collection of 6 CD's. Other people buy an iPod without purchasing a case for it, drop it on the cement, then post a definition on Urban Dictionary that it scratched and it's a piece of shit.
by Saint Alex October 1, 2008
Get the iPod mug.A mp3 that comes in a variety of sizes of colors for people to listen to music. Small sizes for people who don't listen to alot and bigger ones for people who do. Usually people will buy one and then bitch about it. Mostly they get one that holds more songs than they are going to listen to. So Make sure if you buy one make sure it is one that will suit you.
A 2GB holds about 500 songs.
A 4GB holds about 1,000 songs.
A 40GB holds around 10,000 songs.
Ipod man 1: "Man this things is crap I only have 200 song why did I buy a 40GB one."
Me: "Because you have failed at life and you should have bought one that you could actaully use like a 4GB. Me on the other hand have too many songs for a 4GB so Ineeded a 40GB."
A 4GB holds about 1,000 songs.
A 40GB holds around 10,000 songs.
Ipod man 1: "Man this things is crap I only have 200 song why did I buy a 40GB one."
Me: "Because you have failed at life and you should have bought one that you could actaully use like a 4GB. Me on the other hand have too many songs for a 4GB so Ineeded a 40GB."
by DJ JuzZ1 June 11, 2006
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I mean come on. They're like 300 fuggin dollars, and for what? Just to say OMGWTF I haz an Ipod!! I is teh cool!! You people are idiots. I got my MP3 player for $70, and actually has more features AND longer battery life. So if you are looking for an MP3 player, And feel like throwing a rediculously large amount of money out the door, be my guest.
I mean come on. They're like 300 fuggin dollars, and for what? Just to say OMGWTF I haz an Ipod!! I is teh cool!! You people are idiots. I got my MP3 player for $70, and actually has more features AND longer battery life. So if you are looking for an MP3 player, And feel like throwing a rediculously large amount of money out the door, be my guest.
by Soulstrike July 29, 2008
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