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Iosif is the perfect boyfriend. He puts effort in his relationship, treats his girl right, makes her crazy about him, is loyal and extremely jealous, but not in a bad way. He wants to protect his girl by any costs and wouldn't let anyone hurt her. He is very smart, teaches his girlfriend a lot of things, his sense of humour is the best, especially his dark or kinky jokes. He is passionate about cars. Iosif knows how to satisfy his girlfriend and wants a long lasting relationship with her, even if it means making some sacrifices.
Friend: "You seem very happy with your boyfriend."
Person: "I really am, he's such an Iosif."
iosif by xghoste July 3, 2019
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iostream 

Input/Output Stream. The C++ equivalent of stdio. It provides the cin(input), cout(output), and cerr(error) stream objects.
// hello world program

#include <iostream>;

int main()
{

std::cout << "Hello, world!" << std::endl;
return 0;

}
iostream by btx40 January 8, 2008
a beautiful name for a girl. someone who doesent relise how amazing she is. she is someone who would never judge you, even if you did the stupidest thing. she is someone you can rely on and a great kisser :) she is beautiful in every way and deserves the best. xx
Iosha is beautiful <3
Iosha by yours in eternity xx August 3, 2011
They are a caca face. They a very ugly. They smell like shit. They look like shit. Cara de culo
Iosimar is the definition of cara de culo
iosimar by ...........1233w November 13, 2020
Apple's new iPhone "update" that merely takes features jailbreakers have had for a long time, such as multitasking and homescreen wallpapers, and makes them legitimate.
EXAMPLE ONE:

Non jailbreaker: "Hey man i just got the new iOS4 update for my iPhone, isnt the multitasking so cool? I love apple!"

Jailbreaker: "Yeaaa, most of us have had that for a long time now. Steve just likes to drag out features so we appreciate them more later"

Non jailbreaker: "Shut up i love apple!.... if i can just figure out how to use this newfangled 'folders' thing"

EXAMPLE TWO:

Steve Jobs:"Alright my software creators, I've come up with a couple great ideas, look at my phone (pulls out jailbroken phone)
iOS4 by wtfisa_pseudonym_? June 23, 2010
The failure to keep relevant something which is pretty much redundant.

Trying to polish a turd.
Bill: "I've spent a fortune on bearings, exhaust, tires, alternator and steering rack, and it still won't start".

Anne: "Well, it's a bit iOS7 mate. Just Scrap it, and buy that cortina off Dave".
iOS7 by Noscreadur September 23, 2013