Candice Infection

Candice Infection is a very rare condition that can cause sickness, vomiting and cancer. This Infection is very similar to the LIGMA, if you have Candice Infection please check up with a doctor or see a doctor 1 (347)-832-1234

Candice D*ck Fit In Your Mouth :Troll: Candice Infection is also a common joke that you can tell to others.

by Candice Infection February 18, 2022

complete media infection

a condition in which someone stops responding to anything except the movement/sounds of their computer, tv, or other electronics- in other words, complete infatuation with electronic media so as to be completely oblivious of ones surroundings.

Me: Hi Bella, good morning.
Bella:(narrator) Not answering, headphones on, watching youtube video that isnt funny for the millionth time
Me: You didnt even respond at all! You have complete media infection!

by Mimono July 23, 2010

Kentucky Yeast Infection

Caused by sitting on wet bleachers with yeast juice on them at the Kentucky Derby

I went to the Derby yesterday and got a Kentucky Yeast Infection from the yeasty bleacher.

by She hole May 13, 2017

Staff Infection

A member of a company or office job who is obnoxious or unbearable most of the time with a result of making you want to mix Jack Daniels with Vicoden everyday.

May: Oh dear Lord, why did they hire that women? She doesn't even do anything, when she does she throws tantrums and bitches.

June: Oh I know, she's such a staff infection.

by surrrra June 13, 2007

Water Infection

A Water Infection is a polite term used to describe the infamous "Blue Waffle Disease"

I have a Water Infection.

Lol, Blue Waffle.

by Scott Mortgage Carr July 11, 2010

Yeast Infection

1. Something a woman gets and needs Monistat-1 (or so the commercials tell me) to cure it.
2. A really awful shot, usually given to a friend as a gag or on their birthday. The shot consists of: 1oz Bailey's Irish Cream, 1oz Jose Cuervo Tequila, 1oz shot Captain Morgan's Original Spiced Rum.

"She's just pissed because she has a yeast infection"

"A Yeast Infection is, quite possibly, the worst shot ever invented"

by Peaches Witherspoon September 16, 2005

Sinus Infections

Sinus infections are when your sinuses get congested with moist mucus. This also, if not treated, can turn into some great green thick royal icing that is great for decorating cakes and steaks. When left for months, the sinus infection can turn into a pool of slime, which can be emptied and use as nickelodeon slime. So next time you are watching someone get slimed, remember this. It may be you or your crushes mucus from a month ago. You can also use a humidifier to simulate vaping. Just shove it up your nose and it will literally do nothing… nothing. Its air. Also, if you do pot, you can get lung cancer or die. So shove that up your nose, too for a great aroma that will last even after you are buried from dying of lung cancer. Drink lots of the fluids that come out of your sinuses. It really helps your hospital fees go up. You can use a nasal saline spray to make more liquids. If you for some odd reason haven’t had a sinus infection, its okay, because I am going to describe it to you. It is like someone poured some slime ur your nasal cleavage and then shoved it through your ears and into your eyebrows. Just some great pain as if you are lactating out of your eyes. Also delicious.

Sorry, Molly. I already ate all of my sinus slime! Youre going to have to wait until you have your sinus infections

by Uterus Pesto August 24, 2018