motha fucka i smoked yo shit

when someone loses something it is the answer to the question if you have seen the object.

-hey have you seen my pencil?
-motha fucka i smoked yo pencil.

-hey have you seen the remote?
-motha fucka i smoked yo remote

by Brian March 07, 2005

holy shit i lost my pants

Means I cant find my mind

HOLY SHIT I LOST MY PANTS THIS CAT IS SUCKING ON TITTIES

by fuck youaa May 30, 2017

I would rather shit on my hands and clap

When someone would like you to go, do or attend something you rather wouldn't.

Friend: hey do you wanna go for a Nandos?
Me: I would rather shit on my hands and clap.

by Drbigman May 28, 2016

I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut

Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:

(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!

by Bobby8585 July 30, 2008

I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more

so I am all out of words and so little fucking ideas tighten my mind desperately

Kidnapper ask for candy: I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more,, take candy

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat

to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.

your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!

by discombobulator! November 21, 2010

Oh shit, I just cheesed

An exclamation used when cheese gets thrown into the mix during sexual intercourse.

Johhny was jerking off in the pantry when his elbow hit a shelf, dropping a slice of cheese onto his dick, reaching orgasm as the tender cheese carresed his engorged glands.
"Oh shit, I just cheesed", he exclaimed.

by World_cheese_centre_2001 February 06, 2024