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I would rather shit on my hands and clap

When someone would like you to go, do or attend something you rather wouldn't.
Friend: hey do you wanna go for a Nandos?
Me: I would rather shit on my hands and clap.
by Drbigman May 28, 2016
mugGet the I would rather shit on my hands and clapmug.
Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:
(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!
by Bobby8585 July 30, 2008
mugGet the I don't know if I need a shit or a haircutmug.

I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more

so I am all out of words and so little fucking ideas tighten my mind desperately
Kidnapper ask for candy: I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more,, take candy
by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
mugGet the I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no moremug.
to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.
your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!
by discombobulator! November 21, 2010
mugGet the i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hatmug.

I Be Shitting

Used in one of my favourite brittany moments
Barista: A large cappuccino, is that all?
You: Can I get the milk alternative? My tummy... I be shitting
by BroccoliBoy1729 February 15, 2025
mugGet the I Be Shittingmug.

fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fucking shit hole fuck shit i cummed

when u shit cum and fuck fuck fuck at the same time
fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fucking shit hole fuck shit i cummed holy shit i fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fucking shit hole fuck shit i cummed
by pemis nan August 3, 2024
mugGet the fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fucking shit hole fuck shit i cummedmug.

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