hypixel skyblock

a game exclusively played by individuals with no fathers. to quote far cry 3, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome. i think that summarises skyblock pretty well.

"hey you know gary"
"yeah"
"i heard hes a hypixel skyblock player now"
"fatherless"

by soggus boggus September 24, 2022

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Matt (Hypixel Variety)

There are many varieties of Matt’s to be found on the Hypixel Skyblock discord. However, 3 rise above the rest for their superior intelligence and skill at being incredibly annoying: Matthew_MW, Matt6789 and LegitiMATT. They can often be seen roaming the skyblock help channel but can also be summoned elsewhere via a ping (usually).

Those Matt (Hypixel Variety)’s, they’re getting out of control!

by MilkyMatt6789 May 25, 2023

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Hypixel

the largest minigame minecraft server. though there are lots of cheaters, trolls, and retarded 8 year olds, there are also a lot of really cool people! the most notable games are skyblock, bed wars, sky wars, tnt games, and murder mystery. also has a lot of other games that are really fun as well.

Minecrafter 1: Hey, wanna play Hypixel?
Minecrafter 2: Sure, that server is cool!

by roikau July 19, 2024

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Hypixel

Hypixel.

Hypixel is a Minecraft server.

They have a lot of minigames they have copied from other servers and claim they created them first.

Their anti-cheat is famous for banning all the legit people and keeping the hackers in the server.

Their chat filter is also know, you can type the word "e.g. keyboard" and it will block it and give you a "ticket".

Come on now, don't be a Hypixel.

by ast5o October 4, 2017

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