A single man who is used as a sex toy and temporary father figure for a woman who's still married but in the process of getting divorced.
Paula was using Tim as a proxy husband until she figured out what she was doing with her life.
His role was one of a proxy husband.
His role was one of a proxy husband.
by Erock April 07, 2004
1) A malicious vile individual of the male variety who insists on making life of the ex-wife as turbulent, chaotic and unhappy as possible in his undying quest to destroy her completely. Be especially careful if this individual is being friendly as this is a ploy used to get you to let your guard down so he can stab you in the back.
2) Tyrannical douchebag.
3) Soul sucking piece of shit.
4) Self-centered bastard.
5) Bully who preys on those who seeks to escape his clutches
2) Tyrannical douchebag.
3) Soul sucking piece of shit.
4) Self-centered bastard.
5) Bully who preys on those who seeks to escape his clutches
by 2good2B4gotten October 12, 2010
Old-timey, folksome, or religious nutjob's "polite" or naive way of explaining what a boner, visible underneath clothing is. It implies that the speaker doesn't believe sex or sexual desire should happen outside of marriage; so only a husband would have a boner. But "boner" or "erection" are too scandalous and obscene to say.
by anonnigh October 01, 2013
Being attractive enough to marry in regards to specific categories such as personality, character, specific physical attributes, but not necessarily what one would call "hott" or "sexy".
by JAKKL November 02, 2011
One who doesn’t text, sext, flirt , call , hide phone number s, secret social media accounts with other women.
by Mrs. JMFH2 November 09, 2017
Jeff or Steve, joins his obnoxious wife Karen in demanding to see a manager over the slightest perceived imperfection in service. Wears his socks pulled up with New Balance shoes (don't confuse him with your regular dad-type), drives a Hummer or oversized vehicle and takes up several parking spots every time. Will scream at you if you step on his lawn and won't tip if he thinks you're gay.
Karen's husband: Noun, verb
Manager to server: That Jeff wants you fired for bringing coffee that wasn't hot enough, even though it was fresh out of the carafe.
Manager to server: That Jeff wants you fired for bringing coffee that wasn't hot enough, even though it was fresh out of the carafe.
by MotherOfLesbians June 01, 2020
Girl 1: i went to target the other day and bought a 3-pack of husband beaters!
Girl 2: omg! give me one!
Girl 2: omg! give me one!
by goober412893729138 April 01, 2006