hung like your mom

Having a penis so large, it makes your mom's penis look small.

Krim: "I had a gay fuck last night and, man, that guy was hung like your mom!"

by Lee Ji Hoon December 19, 2007

Hung Like A Turtle

When your dick is half the length of your body!

Leonardo hurt all the girls because he was hung like a turtle! Even the foxes are scared of him!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 30, 2017

hung Like cheese

man with a very large dick

hella big junk.
<3

mr. adam is hung like cheese, hardcore.

by jammm, jzink June 28, 2008

hung like a whale

When a man has a penis that surpasses the size of a horses, moose, Chuck Norris', and/or Mr. Rogers'.

Woah, Ryan is hung like a whale!

by ryanXXpwnage October 20, 2008

Hung like a brumak

To acquire an incredibly large penis when fully erected, like brumaks do in Gears of War 2.

Gamer Girl: Did you see that guy over there?
Gay Gamer: Yea, he looked like he was hung like a brumak!

by The Guy tats hung lik a Brumak December 17, 2008

Hung Like An Echidna

When you have a 4-headed dick!

An echidna is hung like an echidna!

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 5, 2017

Hung like a Ham

When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk.....and unable to walk

Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a ham

by Saucybastard November 28, 2018