condom hummus

To Condum the terrorist group hummus while your getting carpet bombed

“I know you lost your house and family, but do you condom hummus?”

by D. R. P. H. I. L. November 6, 2023

hummer blowjob

A blowjob where the cocksucker hums.

Hummer Blowjobs:

H1 = A BIG hummer blowjob leading to cumswallowing orgasm.

H2 = A medium sized hummer blowjob that ALMOST ends in orgasm, but leads to a mind boggling fuck instead.

H3 = A little hummer blowjob that just gets you hard and then stops. You better start fucking ASAP!

by Jack Bozdog July 4, 2006

Humming

Something with an extremely strong smell. Can be used in positive and negative manor!

Used in Ballymena northern ireland

"Lad your cane is humming!" Or " wow that grass smells humming!"

by weweeben June 13, 2018

hummer gummer

A blowjob from a woman without teeth.

Grandma gives the best hummer gummers.

by Captain Fantasdick May 2, 2005

Humes

short for humorous - something funny, ridiculous; also refers to "good times", really ridiculous things you do with your friends that you find funny

that was so humes

dude, we had soo many humes last night

i'm just tryin to have humes this summer

by mr.humes July 1, 2011

Hummingbird Jerk

1. To masturbate furiously; process by which the human male masturbates so fast that both the hand and the penis become blurred. The Hummingbird Jerk is generally done for one of two reasons:
a. Time constraints; the masturbator has a place to go, such as work or church, but is a compulsive masturbator or has blue balls and has a physiological need for ejaculatory release.
b. Recent extreme physical attraction to the opposite sex (or the same sex, as in Nick's case); due to a mentally inspired rush of adrenaline and testosterone, as well as a throbbing erection, the masturbator gets lost in the process, taking self-gratifiction to the point where penis flesh becomes torn and damaged.

The Hummingbird Jerk is also known as the Hummingbird ("I was in such a hurry that I had to give myself a Hummingbird")

a. Knowing that he could not perform his duties at work with blue balls, Drew gave himself a Hummingbird Jerk so not to be late.
b. "Because I was thinking about Jen's face being covered with my semen, I unintentionally escalated to a Hummingbird Jerk."

by The Fabulous Jizzblaster April 23, 2005

hummus

Hummus is a delicious Lebanese dip. It's usually eaten on pita bread any time of the day, with any meal. It's made with chick peas, garlic, lemon juice, and salt. It's also great on steak!

ex. Could you pass the hummus?

by laurenwadad July 10, 2006