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bitchass humble bumble

A rediculously stupid bitch who hasn't a clue what's going on in life. (Truthfully, I came up with it at random when this girl was pissing me off.)
Susy, at a space exhibit: Um, am I on Earth?

Jenny, girl next to her: You're such a bitchass humble bumble.
by you_should_know August 29, 2006
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Humbeled

when a guy helps you out or leads you in the right direction only you don't see it for what it is until much later.
"That was uncool for him to up and leave like he did, but looking back on things now it was the best thing he could've done for both of us because now we have a real chance. Yeah, I was humbeled by his foresight"

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by you just got licked January 9, 2011
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humbletweet

To retweet complimentary things others say about you so everyone knows how awesome you are without actually having to say it yourself.
"Oh, look. Betty's humbletweeting her RTs again. Good thing: I had NO CLUE how awesome she was until she made sure I read Frank's compliment!"
by Chibi Jeeb August 17, 2014
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Humble Warrior

(1) A yoga position that is very difficult to accomplish correctly. Starting in warrior one clasp your hands behind your back and reach your hands toward the sky. Then lean forward and round your back.

(2) A person who cares about the well being of all equally; yet it may not always appear this way. That is because in serving all beings a humble warrior must look after their own well being first. After taking care of themselves a humble warrior will look after all those individuals closest to them. Then with a solid foundation strengthened and stabilized, a humble warrior will set out on missions to free other unrelated beings from suffering.
(1) I knew a Samurai who was a humble warrior. He was a master swordsman but chose to keep his sword sheathed during the vast majority of battles.
by HumbleWarrior December 20, 2018
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Net-humble

When you egosurf yourself, and discover that you're not as important as you think.
Man, I googlebate sometimes, and every time I do I net-humble myself.

Every time I googlebated, I found out that I should be more net-humble.
by Dexter Sinister August 20, 2014
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Eat Humble Pussy

What naughty blokes (and some naughty girls) do when they've got problems with 'her indoors' and have no chance of escape.
I've forgotten our wedding anniversary. I'm going to have to go home and eat humble pussy.
by Luchasi July 28, 2017
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Cum-humbler

Verb- When you are receiving fellatio and right before ejaculation, the person sucking shoves two fingers in your ass while folding your legs up over your head and making you cum in your own face.
That slippery bitch had me folded over giving me a cum-humbler before I even knew what was happening.

Past tense- I almost lost an eye when that ungrateful snatch cum-humbled me.
by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018
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