humanity

What I lose faith in every time I watch the news.

Person 1: Hey did you watch the news?

Person 2: Naw dawg ill lose faith in humanity

by tonloadofshit October 21, 2020

Humanity

A retarded species that will make all life on Earth extinct

Alien 1: hey, what the f*ck is that wierd thing on that planet
Alien 2: it's just humanity killing themselves

by PCMASTERRACE July 6, 2015

anus of humanity

The shit on the bottom of my shoe.

That bitch is the anus of humanity.

In short form - Dr. Ass

by Kelly May 5, 2004

the toast flavored pinnacles of humanity and what they mean to the seven dwarves

A tasty snack for occasional lesbianism.

I the toast flavored pinnacles of humanity and what they mean to the seven dwarvesed your mom.

by Elmo Rubenstein June 4, 2005

Humanity

Humanity is a collection of people the primary characteristics of which are: narcissism, as people are very self centered and rarely willing to give any acclaim to any other species whatsoever. A second characteristic is poor selection of leadership, where most animals select leaders based on merit humans tend towards inheritance of titles. A tertiary characteristic is violence, while animals are often thought of as more violent or creativity lends well to destruction, such as the invention of nuclear weapons and the creation of armies of millions. A fourth characteristic of humanity is misconceived uniqueness, thinking that they are the only species on the earth with complex social hierarchies, with traditions and with culture of any sort. There are many more possible characteristics but these are a few of the more important.

Our species is that of humanity and it is both great and wretched.

by Bear04 January 25, 2016

Group Sex//Inbred Humanity

My mom caught me masturbating for the first time. I was in second grade. I was sitting on my bed. curiously touching my penis. My mom walked in the room and saw. She sat down next to me on my bed where I was fapping. With my penis still out, she started to have some sort of parental conversation with me. She was confusing me, with such weird talk about "condoms" or whatever she called it. She smirked softly, then she put her hand on my dick. I was scared and confused. I've only seen these kinda things on television. She then told me "sh, everythings going to be all right. I was pretty nervous. She started to slowly stroke my dick, as I moaned quietly under my breath "mom.." As she increased her speed slightly, my dick started to twitch. I accidentally peed on mom. "Why is my pee white" "this is called cum, sweetheart. It's what happens when you see a very pretty lady, and she touches you here." Mom lays me on my back. "Hush dear, its going to be alright" She takes her pants off. She then removes her panties. "This is a vagina. Its what you put your peepee into." Before i knew it, i was fucking mom. "Oh my gosh, mom, this feels so amazing!" "Oh yeah, right there, cum in my pussy OHH" her hips started to furiously sway against my dick "Ohh mom, im cumming!" "OHHHH"

birb: *shitposts some Group Sex//Inbred Humanity lol*
me: ok you fucking ass of a child
everyone else: ok you fucking ass of a child, u still cute tho uwu

by KyePlays April 6, 2021

Humanity.

Humanity: Yes, a big word! Humanity contains all, i suspect, living human beings that inhibit and "protect" the world and it's neighbouring stones, rocks and other elements, as well.

We "the people" have been naming them "planets" for some time now.

In this context "we the people" i do mean all people, if you have a thing for horses, animals, things or places, than this doesn't make you a rock or a horse or even a piece of soap, it is still, i know unbelievable, but it doesn't make you something other than human. You may like horses, you may like soap, but rest asured you shall never be soap!
So yes, if it was something you have done, you might try to blame the tree in a poetic manner or seek to stone a piece of soap but that's all there is to it.

"Humanity. By trees i think you mean your family? I thought so. Keep Coloring."

"No, not a sea mammal, no, can't eat it, i know it sounds like ham, "humanity."

by good attention September 3, 2013