Hostage farter

To lay on someone and proceed to fart on them. While continuing to lay on them. Making them unable to get up and remove them self from the fart stench

On my favorite show Before the 90 days, Mike is a hostage farter. He laid on Ximena farted & stayed on top of her. She was not happy with his grossness.

by Nattie Boom January 28, 2022

Pecker Holster

Pecker Holster is a derogatory term for the mouth or one who performs frequent blow jobs. It is not a polite thing to say in almost any group, regardless of the sexual proclivities of the group.

Did I hear something come out of that Pecker Holster you call a mouth?

by Mudknuckle Circus December 2, 2013

boner holster

A derogatory, yet all-encompassing slang term for the vagina.

Smells like boner holster in here.

by MC Cancerpants July 31, 2006

Verbal hostage

When someone backs you into a corner during conversation leaving you with no correct response to a question or comment.

I'm not sure what you want me to say because since you're keeping me as a verbal hostage there isn't much for me to say.

by Supreme Kai August 26, 2017

can't host

when you obviously can't host for a sexual encounter because your family members/partners are in the same house as you, most likely for long periods of time. This also signifies that you don't have your own place and feel like driving

person 1: i can host, you can come over now
person 2: cool omw
someone walks in the house
person 1: sry change of plans can't host
person 2: wtf im already halfway down the road!!

by Black on Blue January 23, 2015

hostess bar

A hostess bar, commonly Asian in nature, where men buy overpriced drinks for young women for conversation, attention, and in some cases sexual activity. The women get 50% to 75% of the drink price as payment.

In Hawaii, ladies drinks start at $20 and go up to thousands on occasion. Hostess bars exist for example in Japan, Korea, China, Vietnam, Hawaii, and California. In Hawaii almost all are run by women of Korean or Vietnamese descent.

by m-dude-99 January 8, 2008

poop hostage

While in the bathroom, beginning to poop, you feel the rumbling and are about to unleash a fury of noise and smells, suddenly someone comes in and you have to stop and hold it until they leave. Usually in a smaller office, and they'd know who was making the sounds/smells.

I was about to let it go when the general manager walked in, he had on those fancy shoes, he held me poop hostage until I heard the door close.

by EMNM June 2, 2008