kevin horton

A piece of shit on psn who says you're adopted and shut up a lot.

Kevin hortons a dick

by Terrariaboss3465 June 4, 2016

Brady Horton

Brady Horton-(Noun)
TWO DEFENITIONS
1. the actual guy
literally a god
2.This phrase is used when describing someone who is smart, funny.respectful, AND so attractive that when he breathes in your direction you cry

1.Alexis-"oh my god Brady's voice is so nice!"
Tiffany-" I know right he's so nice too he's not a trash boy like the rest of the guys in our grade!!!! " (that was shade)
2.Maddy- "Nate is SUCH A BRADY HORTON!'

Peyton-"Oh my god you're right!'

by EGG POACHERS AND ROASTERS January 19, 2018

michael horton

That guy who sits at the computer next to you every day in class. He makes you laugh when he talks about anything and he's good at applying memes and GIFs to any life situation.

Michael Horton is so funny!

by bad_blood_in_wonderland February 2, 2017

Riley Horton

Giant Cock and Balls

HE IS A RILEY HORTON

by Please don’t remember September 28, 2021

Horton's Disease

Having one foot larger than the other.

Sam: Yo, dude I have Horton's disease.
Bill: What? Is it catching?
Sam: Well check your shoe size and find out?

by Elephantus October 1, 2011

jeremy horton

Jeremy Horton is a guy who is most likely about to steal your woman. He takes the time to listen to people but doesn’t waste time on people he doesn’t care about. He is outgoing once you get to know him and can be the life of the party.

Jeremy Horton stole my woman.

by Abunnynamedtate November 24, 2021

Tim Hortons Thunderstorm

When an American citizen visits a Canadian Tim Hortons and decides to empty last nights gluttoneous Taco Bell special on a random Tim Hortons bathroom and leaving before being noticed. Ie. think of a wolf marking its territory; in a similar nature. Shit is splattered all over the ceiling ground, and the bathroom looks more dilapidated than an abandoned Greyhound Bus Terminal.

Garrett created a Tim Hortons Thunderstorm in a Tim Hortons near Southwestern Ontario. After completing the act, the employees stared up and down to notice large splatters of poop on the commode, streak marks on the toilet paper, and brown poopy water flowing freely from the clogged up toilet. He left quickly akin to a wolf marking its terroitory with great sleuth.

by MexicanMudpie May 23, 2023