rocking horse shit 

Something so rare as to be non-existent.

He told the truth? That's rarer than rocking horse shit!

rocking horse shit by Finbarthebad June 5, 2007

Horse Shit 

an expression of disappointment and disbelief. Also, it is good for depressing moments or awkward silences.

Ahhhhh HORSE SHIT!

Horse Shit by KJ Special K January 13, 2011

horse shagger 

someone who shags horses

Dan:louise wat are you doin
Louise:i'm just shagging my horse
Dsn:you fuckin dirty horse shagger

horse shagger by pussylicker November 9, 2005

Horse Shit Luigi

1)One step above horse shit.

2)What Alabamians say when something is fubared.

Damn it! I cut that board too short, horse shit luigi.

Horse Shit Luigi by Josh & Steve April 25, 2006

horse sauce 

a nickname for the drug ketamine, a horse or cat tranquilizer.

my buddy always acts so dumb when he does too much horse sauce

horse sauce by horsetranqguy August 24, 2019

one horse sally 

will only fuck one person at a time; serial monogamist, even if the other person involved is not

I get that you're married, but I don't want to date other people. I am more of a one horse Sally.

one horse sally by Aspeckof April 8, 2017

horse shit 

lies; pompous natterings

Don't give me any of your horse shit about ephedra being good for you!

horse shit by cornholio October 14, 2003