ol hook nose

Saying that someone is basically a selfish, greedy, good for nothing piece of shit.

That ol hook nose Coleman keeps purposely leaving his shit over here so he can snake his way back in our house to party with us

by whetlock June 28, 2012

Captain hook dick

Having a crescent shaped penis; almost banana shaped; being able to simultaneously wear out those sweet walls while destroying the cervix and/or uterus during that act of intercourse.

Captain hook dick really damaged my left labia during our last smash sesh.

by Challie2002 October 27, 2021

Part Time Hooker

Part Time Hooker

A woman who only does prostitution as a part time job.

A guy at the bar said he has sex this part time hooker the "squirts".

Found out the hooker he was talking about was my girl friend.

by $hIti0T July 4, 2014

pay-later hooker

A hooker who is desprate to get her hands on a real dick(the pay is her 2nd reason). They sometimes are subject to the world-famous slap n' go

That pay-later hooker is right down the street from the buss stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by mwiz March 3, 2015

Hooker Palace

a nice friendly place to hang out where your teacher definitely won't pull out his campfire willy

Ah, I have to go to the Hooker Palace again, wish my luck dude.

by The fuvkkkjj May 19, 2019

Two Dollar Hooker

Cheap-ass and ugly hooker, even worse then a slut.

I'm bored, let's pick up a two dollar hooker and have a good time.

by Frizzy112 March 13, 2011

Sky hook

Among soldiers in the 1970s, there was no such thing as a sky hook. It was a fictional item used to send rookies on a wild goose chase.

"Private, go over to Charlie Battery and ask them if they can lend yo ua sky hook."

by Tom from the Shore November 19, 2007