hemorrhoid butter

A topical balm or cream applied to hemorroids. This comes in a tub, barrel, or convienent push pop anal applicator.

Hal hadn't been able to sit right for a week, until his proctologist prescribed him industrial strength Korean Black Market hemorrhoid butter.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

Shit hemorrage

(verb) to have a "shit hemmorage" refers to the sudden loss of sphincter control due to response of sudden surprise, fear and/or excitement.

As in:
"Dude, when I saw that paper, I almost had a shit hemmorage!"

or

"That was soo cool! I swear I had a shit hemorrage!"

by JuXta-pose! August 24, 2006

hoebo

A homeless prostitute.

Look at that hoebo going through the trash!

by swear January 7, 2008

Hemog

A cross between an emo and a hug
The aim is to let out your feelings of hurt and angst and the general misery of your life towards the other person in a hug.

Ellie 'dude i feel emo today, my life sucks'
Theo 'lay a hemog on me'

'Look at those gays hemoging it's really quite beautiful isnt it?'

by meoooooooowwie May 24, 2009

hemorrhoid heart

When you're having anal sex and popping a hemorrhoid of the receiver--this leads a bloody imprint shaped like a heart on the giver.

Frank was butt-fucking Harry up his anus when Frank popped Harry's huge hemorrhoid, leaving behind a hemorrhoid heart on Frank's love-sack and space shuttle.

by shitabrick December 22, 2009

hemorreuters

A biased news reporting that give you a pain in the ass.

Where do you hear that fake news....on Fox or Hemorreuters?

by LaughingAloud March 16, 2021

hoeboy

one whom has a penis but acts as if they have a pussy.

"Hey Kyle, lets go run a train on some bitches".
"naw brah. i gotta go find my balls agian cuz the wifey gottem' locked up."

"Why you gots to be such a hoeboy?"

by Ghost Face Killa February 1, 2008