Hector

Trojan Prince in Homers poem "The Iliad", also refered to as the "Tamer of Horses". Husband of Andromache and father to Astyanax. Slain and dragged by greek warrior Achilles after losing in battle. King Priam retrieves his sons body after a talk with Achilles and conducts a proper funeral.

Hector was the strongest of the Trojan warriors.

Hector is one of the Nine Worthies

by Micheal Ballack January 19, 2008

Hecticism

Description of something being hectic. Most often used to describe a situation in which everything is a mess, or when there is so much to do you have no idea where to begin. Reffers to an overloading amount that is completely unorganized

Though widely used and seeming like an actual word, Hecticism is not a registered component of the official English language.

Considering the hecticism of this party, it's only a matter of time until the cops show up.

With the hecticism of these papers, I'm suprised I can get ANY work done!

by UB3RL33T H4X0R February 2, 2005

Hector The Time Travelling Midget

A man from the year 2098 who was much different than the rest of the people at that time, for he was only 3' tall. Everyone else in the world was at the shortest about 5' 2". This troubled Hector cause he was always picked on and people would throw him around much like a football. It being the year 2098, time travel had already been invented about 23 years ago. Hector thought about using time travel to change history so that there would be more short people like him. After acquiring the means to travel through time (which cost him $18.75 on Ebay), Hector travelled back in time many times, but was always thwarted in his attempt to make more short people. After many attempts Hector finally travelled back to the Primordial Soup. The goo that started all life sat before him. Sitting and pondering what to do to change history, Hector came up with the grandest of schemes. "Ah ha!", said Hector. "I will contaminate this ooze with my own ooze.", Hector shouted with glee. After an intense one and a half minutes of self gratification (Everything is shorter for midgets), he dumped his load into the soup causing a mass fusion of his "little" genes into the normal genes. After many eons of Evolution, thanks to Hector's deeds, we have been blessed with many small creatures. This is how the Pterodactyl became the chicken. Its how the shark became the goldfish. Its also how we got actors like Verne Troyer. No one knows what happened to Hector. My thoughts are that since he fucked with the timeline he never came to be. Poor, poor Hector. All this to make a friend and he never even existed. The moral of the story, I guess, is to not throw hair dryers into the bathtub.

Dude 1: "Man I hate that show Little People Big World. Who the hell came up with that shit?"

Dude 2: "Its all made possible because of Hector The Time Travelling Midget."

Dude 1: "Damn you Hector, damn you."

by Supa' Dub T June 30, 2008

Hector

Prince of Troy as featured in the Iliad, an epic poem written by Homer. He was the greatest Trojan warrior as well as a family man. Hector was dedicated to his city and his duty as the primary defender of Troy. His death symbolized the inevitable fall of the city. He was a great hero with high morals. He was the embodiment of what a man should be, as portrayed by Homer and was very well rounded.

Played by Eric Bana in the movie adaptation.

Prince Hector was Priam's favorite son and main defender of Troy.

"Even the great Achilles dreaded to fight noble Hector."

~The Iliad

Person 1: "Man, Achilles was such a bastard for dragging Hector's body like that."

Person 2: Yeah, totally. Hector could have owned his ass."

by JRA12 September 19, 2009

Hector

The most amazing person you’ll ever meet. If you have a Hector you better not mess things up or else you’ll regret it big time. Hector is an angel and will never break your heart so don’t break his.

Friend: I’m really regretting breaking up with him

Who?

Friend: Hector

You broke up with Hector?! That was a mistake

by fn11374 October 20, 2019

hector

the biggest simp you will ever meet in ur life

hector be simpin

by FLHJKASDJLKGFGHASSFKHJGLASFGLH February 15, 2020

Hectic Hockley

Getting wild on a whole other level eg. kicking friends, offending everyone, requesting library lock-ins, bookings taxis from Leeds to Portsmouth, walking around Bristol handing out cash, accusing strangers of being in the IRA. Then waking up in the morning with no memory of any of it.

We're trying to raise money because our friend had a hectic hockley last night and we need to bail him out of prison.

by TheBearandPhil January 21, 2011