Hawksaw

If someone boss, customer, etc is watching over your shoulder without your knowledge.

A fellow employee may yell out as a warning, "Hey John, have you seen my hawksaw anywhere?". This will give warning that the boss/customer is right behind you watching what you're doing.

You may reply with a "No, I haven't seen your stupid hawksaw". This means, thanks for letting me know stupid is staring over my shoulder.

by the Boss over your shoulder August 2, 2009

Hawk Awesome

Something so great that it requires the deadly majesty of a predatory bird to truly express it's worth.

And extremely bragging person or way to express ones worth.

Joe: "Dude, she is so out of your league."

Sam: "What? Screw that! I'm awesome. I'm HAWK awesome! She won't know what swooped down and grabbed her up in his talons...his sexy HAWK AWESOME talons!"

Joe: "You're delusional."

Sam: "No, I'm HAWK delusional!"

Joe: "Ha ha! I give up. You are hawk awesome, go get her!"

by The hawk awesomest February 5, 2010

Hawk Point 12-Pack

A 6 pack of 18oz beers (typically Busch). Popular in poor rural areas due to their convenient size and low price. So named for their origin and popularity in Hawk Point, MO.

"Hey man, you wanna grab a Hawk Point 12-pack and come over for some hillbilly shit?" or
"I'm 'bout to grab a pack of smokes and a Hawk Point 12 pack before I have to pick up my kids."

by Hogbilly January 10, 2017

Hawkeye-ing

Being a fan of a sport team without any real affiliation or connection to said team.

Fan: WOOO GO HAWKS!

Jim: Why is that fan such a big fan of the Hawks? He didn’t even go to that school. As a matter of fact, he dropped out of community college.

Mark: Meh, he’s hawkeye-ing. You expect garbage to smell, right?

by Penis Alota September 21, 2023

Hawkeye-ing

The hypocritical call for action toward a team or entity that one has no affiliation with. Many times, this can refer to the firing or “cleaning house” or an otherwise moderately successful coaching staff.

Jim: Wow, those fans are calling for that coaches head after that beat down.

Mark: Yes, this is classic Hawkeye-ing. They don’t even have a reason to care, but they feign outrage to put up the facade, like they actually have a clue what’s going on.

Jim: Man…..those people must be insufferable personally.

by Penis Alota September 23, 2023

Stephen Hawking Stoned

When you get so stoned that your physical and mental likeness are that of the genius, Stephen Hawking.

"I got so stoned when we went to see Shutter Island, man."
"Wow, nice."
"Yeah man, I just sat there and didn't move for the whole movie. It was blowing my mind."
"How stoned were you?!"
"Stephen Hawking stoned."

by Mr. Hawking March 1, 2010

Hawko

The hawko is a special munchy food invented by Chef Don Hawk of Koso. It is a jack in the box egg roll inside of a jack in the box taco. It must have extra taco sauce and sweet/sour sauce on it.

Bro I wasn't even high but I was craving a hawko so fuckin bad.

by Babarizzle May 29, 2019