Hausfrau

A confident woman who knows how to get things done. Can do any assortment of these things: sew her own clothing, cook nourishing food, clean quickly and efficiently, raise smart, outgoing children who know how to question the world around them, fix any number of household and/or automotive problems, work from home with kids and pets running under-foot all day long, provide stimulation for said kids and pets all day long, work away from home while still having to run a household in her 'spare' time, knows how to cure any health malady or offer comfort to sniffly partners and children, supports partners in any desires of their heart and expects the same in return. A hausfrau doesn't act as a doormat and speaks her mind, and rarely has a spare minute to bother with wondering if the job she is doing is enough because, of course, it is - all the while striving to be a better mother and partner, often putting others before herself.

That woman can do it all, she's a real hausfrau.

by pinheart January 29, 2012

David Hause

Some pussy ass bitch noodle head penis gobbling lookin ass that can't get Sophie also tends to threaten to beat your ass.

That david Hause got dipped by spencer

by Hanna Peterson December 8, 2016

Tomo Hausler

or brian he has come to be known as
A half european half asian half shit cunt who is a retard who eats his own poo and no one knows what country he is from but he is a mixed race idiot.

if a poo and wee had a baby and that baby grew up and had a baby with queef there is a high chance it will look like tomo

and he also rapes cats.

Sam: hey man what country is that shit head Tomo Hausler from?

Tim: i heard hes from a shit country like Sweeden

Sam: i heard hes from Taiwan or cambodia or some shit

Tim: i thought he was from vietnam and russia or something fucked like that

Sam: either way he is a fuck.

by Fuck Dog November 30, 2011

Karen Hausman

Karen Hausman is a wonderful women that has nearly 200k at the time this was written. She is a famous individual and loves posting on her platform. Her two biggest fans are Hag Hag, Blu and Dante Gous 😉

I love Karen Hausman.

by Hag hag January 10, 2021

Hausa punch

A fast deadly punch thrown in a downward arc towards the face of an unlucky receiver. This punch was probably invented by Mohammed when Abraham tried cutting his foreskin. Abraham probably fainted BTW. It is almost the same as a Yoruba punch just that the Yoruba punch has less effect.

Nigga 1: Oshiomole, watchout! Watch out! That nigga coming with the Hausa punch!
Nigga 2: Obasanjo, I can handle...
(Nigga 2 gets knocked tf out

by Cigo the god September 6, 2018

van hausered

when you see pictures of a chick on facebook and she looks smokin' hot, and then eventually you meet her in person and she is significantly less attractive than you expected, and has a kind of weird personality, and you are disappointed.

"hey man good luck tonight with that hot facebook chick"

- 5 hours later -

"dude I met up with the chick at this local sports bar and she was like 4 feet tall and not nearly as attractive as i thought, and she was kinda weird to boot.. i knew within like 10 minutes I didn't like her"

"man that sucks you totally got van hausered, oh well live and learn eh"

by CVdizzle January 22, 2010

alicia marie hausrath

Alicia .. she’s loyal .. can read you like a book . She sees through u like the paranormal . Feels ten times harder then the average human being . Has hope and faith in the lord our savior and believes in the Holy Spirit and the son of God . Jesus Christ . She is street smart as well as book smart and is a force to be reckoned with! She loves so deeply especially the ones who give her the same in return . You cannot fool this woman as see sees what you cannot and knows you better then zoo know ur self! If you where ever too run into this beautiful spirit . I promise you’d never forget her . And you’ll never want to be with out her in your life. She is ‘pure royalty’ on the other side .

Alicia Marie Hausrath (McCollum)the woman you wished you had and would never forget
Her in the bedroom as for it’s so beautiful and paranormal to anyone who dares to take her on !

by Alicia Marie Hausrath(McCollum September 7, 2020