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hardcore fan poser

One of the worst kinds of posers. These people pose as hardcore fans for bands, usually to look sophisticated or unique, or cool. But don't actually like the music for the sound, only for how they think it makes them look. Hardcore fan posers usually do memorize songs of the band, just so that they can look like real fans. Hardcore fan posers insult people when they say another band is higher in a certain field then that band. It is because they like the label of the band and it insults them to see the band they feel sophisticated/cool/etc listening to, being insulted. When someone says that one member of one band is better than a member of the band they are posing as a hardcore fan of, they will just retaliate by saying that the band they pose as a hardcore fan of is better, even though the other person didn't necessarily say that.
person: The Mars Volta is more experimental than Pink Floyd.

hardcorefanposer: SHUT THE FUCK UP! PINK FLOYD IS A BETTER BAND THAN THAT BAND! THE MARS VOLTA SUCKS!

person: Stfu, I like Pink Floyd, you're such a hardcore fan poser. I didn't say they were better, now just listen to The Mars Volta and face the fact that they are more experimental.

hardcorefanposer: SHUT UP! YOU'RE GAY!

person: Do you even know how Pink Floyd got their name?

hardcorefanposer: They thought it up randomly.

person: uh no, they took the first names of two blues artists: Pink Anderson, and Floyd Council.
by joe725 March 27, 2007
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Max Hardcore

A man who's pornography is sick, and pervese, yet strangely entertaining. Can you stomach it?
The website; www.hai2u.com is listed on Wikipedia's list of shock sites. It shows a picture of a young girl puking over max hardcores manhood. This link is sometimes considered worse than goatse or even tubgirl and/or tubboy
by hardcoreQ August 28, 2005
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hardcore backdance

A hardcore dance often done in the pit at a show during the breakdown of a screamo song.
It consists of two people standing back to back while linking arms.
One person bends forward, holding the other person on their back. The other lifts their legs up and kicks violently in the air.
The backdancers take turns doing this as many times as they please.
Sometimes the hardcore backdancers spin while doing this as to kick as many people in the pit as possible.

A Hardcore backdance should not be performed by two people if one is a lot heavier or taller than the other.

Hardcore backdancing is distantly related to the backdance
Guy: Did you see those chicks do a hardcore backdance in the pit earlier?
Girl: Ya, I wish we could do that but I lack the upper body strength.
Guy: Yes, you're not nearly as hardcore as them.
by Anafallsintoyourheart August 19, 2007
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Hardcore Honger

A 'Chinese' guy thats hardcore.
by FlexIn September 16, 2005
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hardcore abortion

When some hardcore girl ends up pregnant, but decides to go out moshing at a local hardcore show instead of falling down the stairs.
-Hey man, I think my girlfriend might be pregnant.
-Dude, just have her go to the hardcore show friday and have a hardcore abortion.
by JaceB79 February 21, 2009
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Beatdown Hardcore

Not quite deathcore but a very heavy hardcore
EnemyMind, Line Of Scrimmage, Cinderblock, Bearclaw, and Bulldoze are all Beatdown Hardcore bands
by PAHC November 4, 2009
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post hardcore

Agenre of music formed when people in the hardcore scene got tired of hardcore's limited form. Retains some characteristics of hardcore but builds more on tension and release
Fugazi, Quicksand, and Jawbox are really good post-hardcore bands. The Used isn't post hardcore, it's pop punk trying to be scary
by geoff April 1, 2005
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