Brett Hand

a sexy himbo with big boobies from inside job

brett hand.

by arlo!! November 24, 2021

hand to gland combat

A very vigorous masturbation session!

Man! You look like you've indulged in some Hand to Gland combat!

by CrazyDiamond January 27, 2005

Pamela hand

Palm-of-the-hand
To masturbate

You dont have a girlfriend you're just going home to see Pamela Hand.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

left-handed charlotte

A Left-Handed Charlotte is a strong cum shot to the face while screaming "WILBUR" that forms a "web" over the left eye. (Use of the left hand is preferable, for consistency.)

I gave that chick in the bar a Left-Handed Charlotte last weekend and she's still wearing an eye patch.

by Dog Ruff Ruff 69 March 16, 2014

Palmela Handerson

1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.

2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.

Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.

Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.

by Cerebrus12 January 20, 2019

gimp hand

the gimp hand is a poker hand consisting of A-9.

never play the gimp hand.... its so much worse than AT.

by squomp January 15, 2011

Sandy Hand

When an older man puts one hand on a younger male's knee and slowly slides the hand up toward the groin region over a span of at least 5 minutes, usually making the younger male very uncomfortable. Named after the infamous former Penn State assistant Jerry Sandusky.

Did you see coach last night?

Yeah, he was definitely giving John the Sandy Hand on the bus ride home from the game last night.

by Shitshow Honey Badger January 24, 2012