The Hammer is the act of taking a closed fist and beating off your dick into submission while applying as much force as humanly possible resulting in a small, bruised, and compressed cock.
Dude 1: "Bro I got so mad at my mom last night and had to release my anger by using The Hammer, its my favorite tool of choice."
Dude 2: "Fuck..."
Dude 2: "Fuck..."
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its like a screwdriver but with rum instead of vodka so its a hammer
its like a screwdriver but with rum instead of vodka so its a hammer
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